I've written so much Dick Cheney humor -- two fake interviews, three song parodies, & a couple of poems -- I figured he deserved his own special page. And so it's time to Cheney Cheney!
Faking Contrition - Song Parody (Sing to "Waltzing Matilda")
Cheney feels bad that he shot his good friend.
If you don't buy his story, you're a lib'ral Democrat.
Leave him alone. This harassment must end..."
Our Banished VEEP (Limerick)
"He’ll be banished from office, VEEP Dick;
Not his job, but his real estate pick. ..."
Sleeper VEEP "There once was a GOP VEEP
Who in meetings fell soundly asleep..."
Don't Cry For Dick's Halliburton (To be sung to the chorus of "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina")
"Don't cry for Dick's Halliburton.
The truth is he never left you.
All through his Veep days,
His mad existence,
He kept his promise.
He went the distance..."
Old Dick Cheney (To be sung to the tune of "Old MacDonald Had A Farm")
"Old Dick Cheney's hiding stuff, from the GAO.
And when they sued, Dick had a cow, he hates the GAO.
With a lawsuit here and a lawsuit there,
Here a suit, there a suit,
Everywhere a lawsuit.
Old Dick Cheney's hiding stuff, from the GAO..."