We have great news on the jobs front via Dick Cheney: The jobless numbers and other bleak economic factors are no longer meaningful, because so many people are making a killing on eBay. As soon as I heard this I rejoiced ... and wrote a poem:
Cheney's E-Bray By Madeleine Begun Kane
Be happy and be gay.
It's a fabulous new day.
Things are A-okay.
Cause you're trading on eBay.
Praise Cheney. Don't delay.
Never, ever speak français.
Kerry's so passé.
Cause you're trading on eBay.
Spend money. See a play.
Do not think about Ken Lay.
Never say "Oy vey!"
Cause you're trading on eBay.
Bush/Cheney! Do not stray!
Kerry/Edwards love ballet.
Skip the Dem soirée.
Cause you're trading on eBay.
You're jobless? Lost your pay?
Got no food or place to stay.
Pray and shout "Hooray!"
Cause you're trading on eBay
