I thought I'd commemorate the Cheney v. Edwards debate with a pair of limericks:
There once was a Veep named Dick,
Whose actions made liberals sick.
He took us to war.
We don't know what for.
His slippery reasons don't stick.
There once was a Veep named Dick Cheney,
Who conducted himself inhumanely.
He debated John Edwards
With lies and no cred words.
A man with a devious brain, he.