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It looks like Ralph Nader is poised to announce another run. I guess he found this email persuasive:

From: Karl_Rove@Whitehouse.gov
To: Ralph_Nader@Spoiler.org
Subject: What will it take?

Hey Ralphie. How ya doing? Long time no talk.
I didn't think we'd need you in '04, but things aren't going as well as I expected.
So, are you in? As always, we'll make it worth your while. Advise ASAP.

PS Let me know what it'll take to get you on board. Everything's on the table.

PPS Don't forget to destroy on receipt.

PPPS I'm just brainstorming, but maybe EPA Director? Secy of Commerce? Whatever rings your chimes.

PPPPS I don't suppose you have any good dirt on our French looking friend? If so, you know where to send it.

PPPPPS Texas Soufflé says hi.

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