I couldn't resist writing another song parody to "celebrate" the Republican Convention in New York. (My first convention song, The GOP Hits New York, is here.) I hope you enjoy singing "The Oust George Bush Song" to "Five Foot Two" a/k/a "Has Anybody Seen My Gal?" using this midi link:
GOP,
NYC,
It's time to oust them from DC.
Evict George Bush and all his pals.
Screwed New Yawk,
Yet those hawks,
Act as if they did not balk
At sending help to our locale.
Now if you run into
A Bushie crew,
Wand'ring the streets.
Tell them you
Love Dubya too.
Then explain that west is east.
But don't you shove.
That won't do.
Cops will grab you right on cue,
Which only helps George Bush's pals.
GOP,
NYC,
It's time to oust them from DC.
Yes, throw them out of work, we shall.
Dubya's pose,
Dubya's prose,
Flips and flops. Let's Bush depose.
George Bush is much like root canal.
Now if you run into
A Bushie crew,
Don't you act mean.
Say that you
Love Dubya too.
Then you send them east to Queens.
Big Apple doves
Say adieu.
George and Dick are almost through.
John Kerry will restore morale.
GOP,
NYC,
It's time to oust them gleefully.
Evict Bush/Cheney and their pals.
Screwed New Yawk.
They're all talk.
They pretend they did not balk
At sending bucks to our locale.
Now if you run into
A Bushie crew
Wand'ring the streets,
Tell them you
Love all their views.
Then explain that west is east.
But don't you shove.
That won't do.
Cops will grab you right on cue,
Which only helps George Dubya's pals.
It's time to dump George Bush and his pals.
