So I thought I'd celebrate our lefty GOP Convention blogger-fete with a new song parody, "The GOP Hits New York." I hope you enjoy singing it to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again," using this midi link.
The GOP bash will soon be here.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Won't give 'em a hearty welcome cheer.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
They'll swarm our bars and they'll crowd our streets.
They'll praise and laud their nominees.
And we won't feel gay when
The GOP hits New York.
Republican pols in NYC.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Big Apple bit by the GOP.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
They'll bash and sneer at the Democrats.
They're sure to act like plund'ring rats.
And we won't feel gay when
The GOP hits New York.
George Dubya and the Dick here too.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
The thought of them both, it makes me blue.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
We'll demonstrate and we'll speak our minds.
We'll flash our Kerry/Edwards signs.
And we'll have our say when.
The GOP hits New York.
