Okay, so Al Franken either knocked down a Howard Dean heckler or merely helped carry a heckler out of the hall. ((Link via Pandagon) Whichever version you choose to believe, he deserves a poem. I hope you enjoy Ode To Feisty Franken:

Ferocious Franken,
Feisty Al's our man.
He'll tackle hecklers sans battle plan.

With wit so zany,
Franken cuts through bunk.
He's not just brainy -- Big Al's got spunk.

So if you're thinking
Of insulting Dean,
John Kerry, Edwards, or being mean.

You'd better check and
See if Al's around.
Cause Al can take you in one quick round.

UPDATE: Al Franken's a hero and The Hamster has the goods.

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