The Flip-Flopper-In-Chief would have us believe that John Kerry's the real flip-flopper. This, from a President who never lets the facts interfere with policy. Which brings me to my latest song parody, Fact-Free Bush. Feel free to sing it to "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain," using this midi link which opens a second window.
When the facts get in the way you change the facts,
And when facts get in the way, give facts the ax.
When the facts get in the way,
When the facts get in the way,
When the facts get in the way you change the facts.
When Iraq is not as threat'ning as you claimed,
Say you never said it was, play language games.
When Iraq is not as threat'ning,
When Iraq is not as threat'ning,
When Iraq is not as threat'ning as you claimed.
When your job projection numbers are quite wrong,
Blithely claim you never bought them all along.
When your job projection numbers,
When your job projection numbers,
When your job projection numbers are quite wrong.
That was always my position, is your line.
Doesn't matter if you've really changed your mind.
That was always my position,
That was always my position,
That was always my position is your line.
Fifty states should get to do what they think's right.
So you say, while throwing round your weight and might.
Fifty states should get to do what,
Fifty states should get to do what,
Fifty states should get to do what they think's right.
You won't leave a single child behind you swear.
You didn't mention that you'd fund your bill with prayer.
You won't leave a single child,
You won't leave a single child,
You won't leave a single child behind you swear.
Good sound science is the key to what you do,
Just so long as sci'ntists follow all your cues.
Good sound science is the key to,
Good sound science is the key to,
Good sound science is the key to what you do.
It's your money, you should keep it, so you said.
You didn't tell us you just meant your wealthy friends.
It's your money, you should keep it,
It's your money, you should keep it,
It's your money, you should keep it, so you said.
When the experts say you're wrong shunt them aside.
You don't care if facts and policy collide.
When the experts say you're wrong,
When the experts say you're wrong,
When the experts say you're wrong shunt them aside.
When the facts get in the way you change the facts,
And when facts get in the way, give facts the ax.
When the facts get in the way,
When the facts get in the way,
When the facts get in the way you change the facts.
