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In honor of Donald Rumsfeld's equating criticism of Bush with treason, I offer The Traitor Tune. Feel free to sing it to "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain," using this midi link which opens a second window.

If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.
Nothing more than an Al Qaeda pal and tool.
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.

If you dare to bash the Bushies, then watch out.
Cause they know they're always right, they have no doubts.
If you dare to bash the Bushies,
If you dare to bash the Bushies,
If you dare to bash the Bushies, then watch out.

If you criticize George Dubya, you're disloyal.
And you're messing with his plans to pump some oil.
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya, you're disloyal.

If you knock George Bush or Cheney, you'll be blamed,
When a single guy or gal is hurt or maimed.
If you knock George Bush or Cheney,
If you knock George Bush or Cheney,
If you knock George Bush or Cheney, you'll be blamed.

If you criticize the White House, you must stop.
Or expect to be arrested by Fed cops.
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House, you must stop.

If you say a Bush decision's wrong or bad,
You'll be called a terror-loving, evil cad.
If you say a Bush decision,
If you say a Bush decision,
If you say a Bush decision's wrong or bad.

If you criticize George Dubya, watch your back.
Cause he'll blame you for the terrorist attacks.
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya,
If you criticize George Dubya, watch your back.

You're a traitor if you challenge Bush's war,
Just as treasonous as Clinton and Al Gore.
You're a traitor if you challenge,
You're a traitor if you challenge,
You're a traitor if you challenge Bush's war.

So don't think of panning Rumsfeld, Dick, or John.
If you do, you'll find your free speech rights are gone.
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld,
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld,
So don't think of panning Rumsfeld, Dick, or John.

If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.
Nothing more than an Al Qaeda pal and tool.
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House,
If you criticize the White House, you're a fool.

© September 9, 2003 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.

For more "Traitor" Humor visit "Traitor" Chicks Serenade.

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