From the moment I first heard Richard Gephardt call George Bush a miserable failure, I knew the catch phrase deserved a song. So I hope you'll enjoy singing my "Oh, What A Mis'rable Failure" to "Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin'" from "Oklahoma," by Rodgers & Hammerstein, using this midi link. But before you burst into song, you might enjoy doing a Google.com search for the phrase miserable failure. Why? Because the last time I checked, the second listing on the results page sent me to the WhiteHouse.gov's George W. Bush bio page.

There's a right wingnut based in the White House.
End that right wingnut's stay in the White House.
His lies are piled high as an elephant's eye,
And it looks like they're climbin' clear up to the sky.

Oh what a mis'rable failure.
Dubya, great pal of Ken Lay.
Stop all his lies. Tell him, "Up yours!"
Dump Georgie Bush. Make my day

Let us battle to land in the White House.
Oust that cattle-less hat from the White House.
He makes me see red as he preens and implies
That he's chosen by God and a really nice guy.

Oh what a mis'rable failure.
Dubya has led us astray.
Stop all his lies and his oil whores.
Dump Georgie Bush. Make my day!

We'll go down if we don't dump George Dubya.
Take his crown. We must oust ol' George Dubya.
He's sleazily muzzling our right to speak free,
While he's emptied our till with his war spending spree.

Oh what a mis'rable failure.
Dubya, great pal of Ken Lay.
Stop all his lies. Tell him, "Up yours!"
Dump Georgie Bush. Make my day.
Dump Georgie Bush. Make my day.

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