In honor of Bannergate and Bush's blame-shirking proclivities, I've written Bush a new song parody. I hope you'll enjoy singing "Dubya's Don't Blame Me Song" to the Christmas carol "Good King Wenceslas," using this midi link. And if you do, I'll consider my Mission Accomplished.
I didn't do it. Not my fault!
Maybe 'twas some sailor.
Banners ain't my thing at all.
I was with my tailor.
Sure I looked great standing there,
Banner boldly waving.
Telling folks I won la guerre.
Showing off my bravery.
I didn't do it. Not my fault!
It's because of Clinton.
Bill's the reason jobs are stalled.
He's why we're not winnin'.
Bill was Prez for eight whole years.
I'm just getting started.
He's the cause of all our fears.
Left us all unguarded.
I didn't do it. Not my fault!
I was busy running.
I just say what writers scrawl.
Dick's the one who's cunning.
Saddam's evil, Rummy swears,
Into mass destruction.
Blaming me is just not fair, I
Gave you tax reductions.
