The Bush White House is being praised for not gloating over Saddam Hussein's capture. But is Bush really exercising such uncharacteristic self-restraint? Not according to my sources, who claim he's singing a different tune in the privacy of the Oval Office. (Bushtown Races sung to Camptown Races)

The Democrats are always wrong.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Now I'll be Prez for oh so long.
Oh! Doo-dah day!

Got Saddam jailed cause he wouldn't cave in.
Doo-dah! doo-dah!
My pals back home got a pocket full of tin.
Oh! De doo-dah day!

Goin' to run all night.
Goin' to run all day.
I'll bet my second term is in the bag.
Won't even bother to pray.

So long to lib'rals, now they know who's boss.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
I beat Iraq, never suffered a loss.
Oh! De doo-dah day!

Don't call me chicken cause I'm on a roll.
Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Now Saddam's mine, don't need no polls.
Oh! De doo-dah day!

Goin' to run all night.
Goin' to run all day.
I'll bet my second term is in the bag.
Won't even bother to pray.

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