Arlen Specter annoys me enough to get his own page of anti-Arlen limericks and humor. (My main political blog page is here.)

June 19, 2006 Arlen, The Intellectual?

• Not only is Arlen Specter a coward, but he's an arrogant coward who apparently fancies himself an intellectual. I'm referring to Specter's obnoxious description of Senator Harry Reid as "not a deep thinker, to put it gently."

  Arlen, The Intellectual?
  By Madeleine Begun Kane

  Reid ain't a deep thinker, says Specter,
  The GOP's brain wave detector.
  I'll take Reid any day.
  Arlen's feet are of clay:
  His resolve is no more than a spectre.

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June 10, 2006 Specious Specter

• Specious Specter
  By Madeleine Begun Kane

  There once was a Senator Specter,
  Who was briefly a Cheney defector.
  For a sec he was brave,
  But he speedily caved,
  Having drunk Cheney's Kool-Aid laced nectar.

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February 7, 2006 (Arlen & Alberto)

• So Arlen Specter refused to make Attorney General Alberto Gonzales testify under oath. Gee, what a shock!

  Arlen & Alberto
  By Madeleine Begun Kane

  Why was Arlen Specter loath
  To make Gonzales take the oath?
  Don't strain yourself to wonder why.
  He knew that Al would lie, lie, lie.

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