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Jan. 29, 2001

Dear Diary -- Decided to switch diary writing from bedtime to first thing in the morning -- as soon as I get to the Oval Office. It'll give me something to do.

Lookin forward to my 2nd week in the People's House. Poppy looked at last week's diary and wasnt plezed. He just shook his head and muttered something about wishin Jeb was here. Wonder what he meant by that.

Kinda P-Oed at Jeb -- he went and turned enviromental on me. This job's tuff enuff without him confusing me like that.

Thought I'd be off this weekend but they made me work half days. Makes me almost wish Gore won. Hahaha! As if! I hear Gore got some dinky job teaching the press. I can't believe he joined the enemy. Wait -- he was always the enemy.

Jan. 30, 2001

Dear Diary -- Just found out Ashcroft still isn't A G yet. Hillary's been making trouble for him instead of combing her hair. But Dick says keep the faith. By the time we're thru investigating her ethics she'll be baking cookies in jail. Probly chocolate chip.

I'm real excited about my first trip abroad as Prezident. I can already taste the burritos. So much for reporters who say I'm not interested in foreign affairs. That I dont have any intelectool curiosty. Hmm -- I think I spelled intelectool wrong -- looks kinda funny. Probly should look it up -- maybe some other time.

Just love Mexico -- I get to practice my Spanish there. And maybe sneak in a visit to the ranch. Miss the ranch. If this trip goes well maybe I'll go to Canada next. Wonder if they speak Spanish there too.

Jan. 31, 2001

Dear Diary -- Dick says my faith based plan is getting a better than expected response. That's great news! If only the lawyers didn't cut out my favorite part -- making Christianity the official US religion.

Laura sneaked a peek at my diary and didn't like yesterday's entry -- the part about going to Mexico where I said If this trip goes well. She said I haveta take a more postive attitude and bannish if from my vocablary. I told her now that I'm Prezident she can't treat me like one of her students anymore. But she just laffed and said from now on no more ifs and no more buts. I told her I like her butt. Then we laffed and had uuuuuh ... never mind.

Gotta go now and sign another buncha papers.

Feb. 1, 2001

Dear Diary -- Hallelujah! It looks like the Senate will finally vote for Ashcroft today. (I prayed for him at this mornings National Prayer Breakfast.) Any minute now all 13 of my Cabinet appointments will be approved. Or is it 14? 12???

Later today I'll be screening some movie about the Castro Missile Crisis with the Kennedy clan. Pretty soon they'll be making movies about me.

Feb. 2, 2001

Dear Diary -- I caught a lotta flak about my little joke -- the one the press wasn't supposed to hear about naming Jeb Ambassador to Chad. So now they're making me take remedial mike use. Those gizmos are real confusing!

Dick said some big teachers group came out against my educashun plan. Dick also said teachers are lazy. Lucky he didn't say it in front of Laura.

Laura came by to say hi and saw what I just wrote. OOOPs! She stormed off to yell at Dick. Better go break it up.

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