Barbara Bush has been busy doing the talk show circuit, promoting her new book and defending Dubya, sometimes with backup from Poppy "I didn’t ride here on a watermelon cart" Bush. One recent stop was Larry King, whom she managed to be rude to. So here's my Ode to the Barbed Bushes:

George Dubya's mom goes on TV
To plug her book and whine.
She brags about her Forty-three.
Says Dems shouldn't Dub malign.

With tongue still barbed, vents on the air
And rails against the press.
She claims they simply aren't fair.
Hey Barb, give it a rest.

Then Poppy adds his fifty cents
With words oh so bizarre.
Whatever could that man have meant
By "watermelon cart?"

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