By now, most people know that the FBI has issued an almanac alert and have read many pithy comments on the subject. But few are aware that Osama bin Laden has been spotted at Border's leafing through ... well ... see for yourself.

Needless to say, I feel compelled to chime in with my Almanacs of Evil:

If you dare to use an almanac,
The Feds are on your case.
You may swear you're not a maniac,
But charges you could face.

Cause those books are filled with many facts
An evil man could use.
They have charts and graphs and maps and stats
That make Feds say, "J'accuse."

If you care to keep cops off your back,
Preserving liberty.
Stay away from books so info packed
And keep your brain fact-free.

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