(To be sung to "The Rain In Spain" from "My Fair Lady" by Alan Jay Lerner & Frederick Loewe. If you'd like to sing along, here's a midi link which opens a second window.)
To clear his brain Bush runs across the plain.
That George he does it.
That George he does it.
He runs because he fears he'll go insane.
By George he does it.
By George he does it.
Now where does Dubya train?
On the plain. On the plain.
And what's with Dubya's brain?
It's inane. It's inane.
Bush hates to read and indoor stuff's his bane.
That George won't do it.
That George won't do it.
Cause sitting still just goes against his grain.
That George can't do it.
That George can't do it.
Now why are books his bane?
Lazy brain. Lazy brain.
Is sitting still a pain?
'Gainst his grain. 'Gainst his grain.
Bush even keeps a treadmill on his plane.
That George he works it.
That George he works it.
He won't admit he runs because he's vain.
That George denies it.
That George denies it.
Now where does Dubya train?
On his plane. On his plane.
And why won't he refrain?
Cause he's vain. Cause he's vain.
A day without a run is quite a strain.
So George must do it.
So George must do it.
Bush even does it when he's stuck in Maine.
That George must do it.
That George must do it.
Are run-less days a strain?
Can't abstain. Can't abstain.
Does Dubya run in Maine?
Must maintain. Must maintain.
Bush prays that he will never need a cane.
Cause George must do it.
Cause George must do it.
He'll either run or drink beer and champagne.
So George must do it.
So George must do it.
Can Bush survive a cane?
Big weight gain. Big weight gain.
And if he gets a sprain?
He'll guzzle beer. And champagne.
Bush makes his aides run in the heat and rain.
That George he does it.
That George he does it.
Bush loves to put his senior staff to shame.
That George he loves it.
That George he loves it.
Must White House staffers train?
In the heat and the rain?
Does Bush put them to shame?
Quite to shame. He's inhumane.
Our President is into brawn, not brains.
That George he buffs it.
That George he buffs it.
His reign is driving us right down the drain.