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I'M DUBYA THE PRESIDENT


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DUBYA'S DAYLY DIARY    POLITICAL HUMOR    MUSIC HUMOR

(To be sung to the tune of "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man")

I'm Dubya the President.
I've always said what I meant.
When I yell "Stop terror!"
I'm never in error.
I'm Dubya the President.

I'm one tough old POTUS
Which hates those no vote us.
Wot ain't on the right and square.
I stiffs 'em and bluffs 'em
And always out-roughs 'em
And none of 'em gets nowhere

If anyone dares to risk my wrath
It's "Wham" and it's "Bam," un'erstan'?
So keep good behavior
And b'lieve in the Savior.
I'm Dubya and I'm the Man.

I'm Dubya the President.
I've always said what I meant.
When I yell "Stop terror!"
I'm never in error.
I'm Dubya the President.

  (Verse 2)
I'm Dubya and I'm the boss.
Those liberals should just get lost.
My pals are all wealthy.
Who cares if you're healthy?
I'm Dubya and I'm the boss.

I'm one tough right winger
Which gives Dems the finger
While preachin' 'bout love and prayer.
I miff 'em and cuffs 'em
And always out-roughs 'em
And none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to disagree
They're sent off to jail, un'erstan'?
So keep good behavior
And b'lieve in the Savior
I'm Dubya and I'm the man.

I'm Dubya and I'm the boss.
Those liberals should just get lost.
My pals are all wealthy.
Who cares if you're healthy?
I'm Dubya and I'm the boss.

  (Verse 3)
I'm Dubya and I'm in charge.
And Clinton shouldn't be at large.
He caused Mideast's crisis
Like cute Condy Rice says.
I'm Dubya and I'm in charge.

I'm one true believer
And underachiever
Who got to the top, so there!
I'll stiff 'em and stuff 'em
And keep roughin' up 'em
Who think that I shouldn't be here.

If anyone dares to challenge me
They're traitors whose thoughts should be banned.
So keep good behavior
And b'lieve in the Savior
I'm Dubya and I'm the man.

I'm Dubya and I'm in charge.
And Clinton shouldn't be at large.
He caused Mideast's crisis
Like cute Condy Rice says.
I'm Dubya and I'm in charge.


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