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HEY HUGHES


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DUBYA'S DAYLY DIARY    POLITICAL HUMOR    LIFE'S A STITCH    MUSIC HUMOR

(To be sung to the tune of "Hey Jude")

Hey Hughes, don't leave DC.
Take a sad Bush and make me better.
Remember I need you cause you're so smart,
Then you can start to make me better.

Hey Hughes, don't be afraid.
You were made to focus ol' Dubya.
The minute you get me more of those wins,
Then you begin to make me better.

And anytime your kid complains, hey Hughes, refrain,
Don't carry your kin upon your shoulders.
For well you know that you're a fool to move for school.
Try staying right here till he is older.

Hey Hughes, don't let me down.
You've made Dubya, now stay with Dubya.
Remember to let me into your heart,
Then you can start to make me better.

Don't be a louse, I'll take to gin, hey Hughes, begin,
I'm waiting for someone to inform me.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Hughes, you'll do,
The actions I need to make me bolder.

Hey Hughes, don't leave DC.
Take a sad Bush and make me better.
Remember you've gotten under my skin,
Then you'll begin to make me better
Better better better better better, oh.

Da da da da da da da, da da da da, hey Hughes.
Da da da da da da da, da da da da, hey Hughes. (repeat until you can't take it anymore)


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