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March 12, 2001

Dear Diary -- Friday was a fun day. I even got to order my first 60 day cooling off period and threaten to stop a buncha airline strikes. Dick says if I keep up the good work some day they'll name an airport after me.

I had a nice weekend down at the ranch -- joggin, drivin around in the pickup, gazin at waterfalls, & makin Andy chop down trees when we were supposed to be talkin business. Visitin with Poppy and Mom was also fun. Especially when we were laughin about Gephardt just noticing theres no bipartisanship. And they say I'm stupid.

Ted Kennedys been makin a lotta noise about a Republican ad that uses JFK's voice to push my tax cut package. He says it's indecent. Hey at least I never killed anybody --- now that's what I call indecent!

Oops! Laura just came in and saw what I wrote and now shes all upset and mad at me. Better go now and try to calm her down.

March 14, 2001

Dear Diary -- Everyone's still upset about that accidental bombing in Kuwait. Wow, serving in the Military is real dangerous!

Speaking of the Military one of the Korea guys is refusing to negotiate with the other Korea guy and some mean people are sayin its all my fault. I still dont see the point of negotiatin with countries who violate future treaties.

People are also tryin to blame the stock market on me. But Andy tells me the talk radio guys are on it already -- tellin everyone its still the Clinton economy. They figure we can pin everything on Clinton for at least a coupla years. Everything but the good stuff -- hahaha!

That's it for today -- they're making me fly out to New Jersey. Oh well -- at least it isnt New York.

March 16, 2001

Dear Diary -- I went to Jersey Wednesday & was asked a lotta mean questions. Like weather my bad mouthin the economy messed up the stock market. But I had a good answer memorized which I dont remember anymore.

I sure am glad to be outa that bad smellin state! Which reminds me -- Chrissy Whitman who I think comes from Jersey is real upset about some environment thing. Somethin to do with power plants and global warning.

Dick said dont worry -- he'll keep Chrissy in line. But I told him I never worry -- thats his job -- hahaha!

The enviro types are also in a huff about my drilling on monuments policy. Dick said the enviros are worried the drilling will make the monuments fall down and everyone had a big laugh. Andy explained it to me later on and then I laughed too.

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