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Feb. 12, 2001

Dear Diary -- I spent the weekend at Camp David -- my first time since Poppy left office. Its much cooler now that I'm the Prez.

Did 50 extra situps on Sunday. Dick says I need to pay attenshun to the news so I watched the Sunday shows while I was exersising. Heard Congressman Spector mention impeachment which got me real nervous. But Poppy says dont worry he was talking about Clinton. Couldnt make any sense outa that but better him than me.

Gotta go talk to AC about last Fridays visit to that DC school. I read a book to some 3rd graders and it went pretty good. But next time Andys gotta get me the book aheada time.

Feb. 13, 2001

Dear Diary -- Dick says we'll be consintrating on the millitary this week. I said that sounds good -- so long as we dont havta join. Then he gave me one of his famous looks -- almost as scary as Moms. That Dick has no sense of humor.

But he was right about those Damn Dems and my tax package. They're already making trouble and startin up again with that richest one percent business. I thought I heard the lasta that one when we got rid of Gore. But no! I sure wish theyd stop talking like that. Percents make me dizzy.

Feb. 14, 2001

Dear Diary -- I got to the Oval Office this mornin and found Dick and Condy Rice really going at it. I had to pull em apart. Not sure what they were fightin about -- probly some foreign country or other. Boy that Condy packs some punch for a girl!

The only thing the 2 of em seem to agree on is makin me phone the head Japan fellar about that fishin boat accident and apologize. I told the guy it was really Clinton's fault on acounta what he did to the military and it could never happen on my watch. But he said it was my watch and hung up on me. Condy and Dick are gonna be real upset when they hear what happened. Better watch out for Condys left hook.

Feb. 15, 2001

Dear Diary -- Everybodys mad at me today. My party's mad cause I said they should lay off Clinton and the pardon bz. Didn't really wanna do it but Poppy made me. Which reminds me -- I hear Clintons settin up shop in a Black Harem.

And Laura's mad at me cause I forgot all about Valentine's Day. I told her I had big responsibilities now that I'm the Prez. But she just said yeah right -- real sarcastic like -- and slammed down the phone. She dont appreciate how hard I'm workin these days.

Thats it for today. Its 11 am -- gotta get me to the gym.

Feb. 16, 2001

Dear Diary -- Gotta keep this short -- I'm off to Mexico today. Meetin with President Fox at his ranch. Not sure what he's got planned, but anybody with a ranch is okay by me. Plus his names real easy to pronounce.

Seeya Monday Dear Diary. Between now and then I plan to have me some fun.

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