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April 25, 2001

Dear Diary -- Wow, it's Wednesday already & I haven't written a single word here all week. Goin to Canada & gettin ready for the 1st 100 days anniversary & practicin remedial humbleness takes up a lotta time.

I spent the weekend in Quebec for the big honcho trade summit. I suppose its a nice enough city though a lotta its buildings looked awefully old. I guess they cant afford to build new ones.

The leaders of the Lower Americas have a heckofalotta nerve! They want me & my Canadian amigo to treat them like equals. Yeah ... right! Not that the Canada fellow is my equal either. Heck, he can't even talk about baseball!

It turns out Canada papers are almost as mean as US ones. They criticized me for drinking water straight outta the bottle instead of a fancy glass even tho real men never use glasses. Plus they made fun of Laura, sayin her clothes were too tight and staticky -- exactly like I like them -- hahaha!

But all in all the trip went okay. And I even got to explain that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

April 27, 2001

Dear Diary -- The 1st 100 days stuff's been keepin me busy -- lotsa liberal media interviews to prove how great I am but in a real humble way. It feels sorta like finals useta feel except this time they made me do actual studyin.

I also met with Chrissy & a bunch of young enviro types this week. I hated havin to pretend to like them but I got back at them by makin one of my sound science environmental fad speeches. Chrissy's continuin to be a good little soldier -- blamin the enviro mind changes on the short transition which is you know whose fault.

I did some travelin too includin a Houston readin event with Mom who's mad at me about my budget cuts & even scarier about it than Laura is. Of course Mom's scary about everthin.

I was supposed to go to Florida but I cancelled cause I'm sick of its rerererererecounts as Karen likes to call em. Plus Jebs been makin unreasonable demands & blatherin bout election shinanigins & sayin I owe him big time. That Jeb gets more annoyin every day.

Speakin of annoyin China & others freaked just cause I said I'd help Taiwan defend their self and that military force is an option. So now everyone wants to know if I changed policy or screwed up. Actually I was just steamed cause of a stupid Portabush computer thingy that's popular in China & makes fun of me. So I figured I'd make a little mischeef with the military business. Nobody around here has any sense of humor!

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