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April 16, 2001

Dear Diary -- I sure am glad Tax Day is almost over. It's bad enough bein so rich I have an unfair tax burden. But on top of that the liberal media's been nosin around Dick & my finance info & complainin we dont pay enuff. But like Dick said if they're mad this year they're gonna be mad Big Time next year after my tax plan is past.

Dick also said I shouldn't be upset that some people are sayin I handled China all wrong -- that I shoulda picked up the phone and called whoever's in charge of China as soon as it happened. He said my callin the China guy woulda just make things worse. I'm pretty sure he was tryin to make me feel better.

I had a good Easter weekend at the ranch even tho they made me go back to the WH for that Easter egg thing with the kiddies. Their parents are real ingrates -- a lotta them complained about their kids bein frisked. But it's their own fault for not teachin their kids the right values.

I gotta ask Laura if I used ingrate right. It's this weeks vocabulary word -- she taught it to me in the middle of a fight.

April 18, 2001

Dear Diary -- Yesterday Colin did some tough talkin about Israel & got a lotta people mad. Dick says I haveta decide real soon whether Colin's statement was authorized.

We decided to start enforcing that smoke pot/no college loan law that Clinton refused to enforce. I sure am glad it doesn't include drunk driving --- hahaha. Not that a Bush would ever need a student loan!!!

Speakin of being rich, a buncha lawyers are makin noise about money. They're complainin they haven't been paid for helpin me beat the pants off Gore after he took back his concession. They have a hellofa nerve expectin $$$ -- I made those guys real famous!

April 20, 2001

Dear Diary -- I had to do a buncha pro enviro stuff cause it turns out the People are a lot greener then we thought. Now of course most of my pals are mad at me. This President stuff is harder than I thought -- I'm sure glad Dick does most of it.

Wednesday night Laura was on Easy Larry's show. I really like the guy cause he never asks scary questions like the rest of the liberal media. Of course Poppy still hasn't forgiven him for Perot.

I'm kinda mad at Laura cause she went & told Larry she helped me pick my staff. Who does she think she is -- HRC!?! But it coulda been worse. At least she didnt make trouble about my Library and Girls & Boys Club funding cuts like she threatened to.

I'm off now to Canada for some kinda big honcho meeting. At first I didn't wanna go cause they told me the Christian guy insulted me a coupla weeks back. But it turns out he called me a cowboy and I LOVE cowboys!!

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