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April 9, 2001
Dear Diary -- I had a pretty good weekend even though a buncha papers said I screwed up my first pitch at Brewers stadium. It wasn't my fault -- they made me wear that stupid vest. I'd like to see the liberal media try to throw a ball wearin a bulletproof vest.
I still enjoyed the game and it was a kick talkin to Real People like pro ballplayers. Everyone of them loves my tax plan!!!
This week I'm gonna consintrate on sellin my tax plan to the rest of the People & try my darnedest to ignore china. Which reminds me -- I'm late for my weekly vocablulary lesson. Laura promised to teach me the difference between partner and competitor.
April 10, 2001
Dear Diary -- The China thing is still draggin on and distractin from important stuff like my budget. I know that diplomacy takes time but I just can't wait till the China solution ends.
A buncha my aids are busy tryin to figure out something to say that's stronger than regret but weaker than apologize. Since I had nothin better to do, I came up with some ideas --
Boy is my face red!
It's a darn tootin shame!!
My bad!!!
Boy that Dick has NO sense of humor.
Jesse Jackson came out of hiding & offered to help with China. Like the twins are always sayin -- As if!!!
April 11, 2001
Dear Diary -- Hurray! I got our men out of China. I wanted to go on TV and brag about doin it without caving & apologizin. But Colon said I couldn't. He said it would be undiplomatic.
Since when do we listen to Colon?
April 13, 2001
Dear Diary -- I'm finally back at the ranch and havin a good time even tho a buncha enviro types demonstrated & tried to spoil my holiday. And speakin of holiday spoilin, some people wanted me to mess up my Easter weekend by goin to Washington tomorrow (the state -- not the DC) for the welcome back from China ceremony. Yeah --- right!!!
But I'm real glad I got our men home even tho I had to pretend to apologize. Which reminds me -- Laura sneaked another peak in my diary and got mad cause I called them men and left out the girls. She said I should call them men and women just like those annoyin speech writers make me say.
During lunch yesterday I told Dick I was upset cause some people are sayin I was too soft on China. But Dick said forget about it -- if Clinton did the exact same thing we'd impeach him again. We had a big laugh over that and then Dick went back to work.
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