(To be sung to (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones. If you'd like to sing along, here's a midi link which opens a second window.)
I don't want no arms inspections,
I don't want no arms inspections.
But I lie and I lie and I lie and I lie.
I don't want no, I don't want no.
Cause I'm drivin' towards a war,
Though I say "no" on the radio.
So quit tellin' me more and more
About some fool negotiation
Supposed to fire my imagination.
I don't want no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.
I don't want no arms inspections,
I don't want no arms inspections.
But I lie and I lie and I lie and I lie.
I don't want no, I don't want no.
When I'm speakin' on TV
My main plan's to bomb while sellin'
Our fight for liberty.
Cause you can't be a man without goin for broke.
Hussein'll pay his debts, you'll see.
I don't want no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.
I don't want no arms inspections,
I don't want no arms inspections.
But I lie and I lie and I lie and I lie.
I don't want no, I don't want no.
When I pose with flags unfurled,
And I'm sayin' this and signin' that,
And I'm tryin' to rule the world,
Don't tell me that I better come back later next week.
Cause you see I'm on a winnin' streak.
I don't want no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.
I don't want no, I don't want no,
I don't want no, arms inspections, arms inspections
Arms inspections, arms inspections.