(To be sung to "Toot, Toot, Tootsie, Goodbye" by Gus Kahn, Ernie Erdman and Dan Russo. If you'd like to sing along, here's a midi link which opens a second window.)
Four-Oh-One-Kay, good-bye!
Keeps on dropping, oh my!
Republicans who tell me,
I shouldn't be blue, no words can tell how mad it makes me.
Four-Oh-One-Kay, oh when
Will you rise up again?
Quarterly mail, budget's derailed,
If it don't get much better then I'll moan, sigh, and wail.
Four-Oh-One-Kay, good-bye!
Keeps on dropping, oh my!
Four-Oh-One-Kay, good-bye!
Keeps on shrinking, I cry!
I rue the ways that Georgie
Betrays our rules, no words can tell how scared it makes me.
Four-Oh-One-Kay, oh when
Will you rise up again?
Dubya has failed, send him to jail,
It's his fault I'm a debtor, so don't give him no bail.
Four-Oh-One-Kay, good-bye!
Keeps on milking me dry!
