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March 2, 2008 Election '08 Haiku
U.S. middle class
Nickel-and-dimed by George Bush.
Change way overdue.
“People want change,”
Claim presidential candidates.
I’d prefer twenties.
January 9, 2008 Hillary Haiku
December 8, 2007 Weathering Bush
November 4, 2007 First Pakistan, And Then... (Two Haiku)
October 31, 2007 Heckofa Job, Karen!
October 30, 2007 Tough Talk Obama-Style
October 25, 2007 Unfair Censorship Of Plame's Fair Game
October 25, 2007 Blithe Dana
October 22, 2007 Too Close To Call
October 18, 2007 Methinks Bush Doth Be Defensive
October 17, 2007 How?
October 9, 2007 SCHIP Haiku
September 20, 2007 The Rudy Complex
September 16, 2007 Curb Your Age Of Turbulence Enthusiasm
September 15, 2007 Spam Haiku
September 10, 2007 Bush's Magic Formula For Iraq Violence Reduction
August 27, 2007 Dirty White House Complains About Gonzales "Mud"
August 17, 2007 Selling Tickets To Brooke Astor's Funeral -- Scam Or Satire?
August 9, 2007 Bush's Private Podium -- The Real Dope (3-Liner, But Not A Haiku)
July 21, 2007 Probing Question (Haiku About Bush Colonoscopy)
July 3, 2007 Lawless President Pays Off Law-Breaker Libby
June 21, 2007 Bush Stems Progress
June 7, 2007 Bush's Language Police Foiled By Bush/Cheney Expletives
March 5, 2007 A Waxman Haiku Is Overdue
November 21, 2006 Fair And Balanced Haiku
November 21, 2006 Joe's Jive
November 21, 2006 Trent Lott's Revenge
November 13, 2006 Haiku For A Former "Genius"
November 5, 2006 A Convenient Noose
November 1, 2006 Thoughts of Elections Past
October 30, 2006 Nixing The Chicks
October 26, 2006 Rush Limbaugh Verse
October 25, 2006 Leave No Bewildered Bush Behind
October 20, 2006 GOP Terror Ad Haiku
What Atrios said, but in a pair of haiku:
Bin Laden is back,
Touted in GOP ads.
They're proud of failure?
Frightening people
Is the goal of terrorists,
Like the GOP.
October 11, 2006 The Buck Stops ... On Clinton?
October 4, 2006 Hastert Haiku
September 29, 2006 Torture Bill Haiku
September 26, 2006 Devilish Haiku
September 12, 2006 Bully Bush; Framing The Season (Haiku about GOP Propaganda)
Bully Bush
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September 7, 2006 Ode To ABC (Haiku about 9-11 Movie)
Ode To ABC
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September 7, 2006 The Rumsfeld Trap; The Difference Between Republicans & Democrats (Haiku)
The Rumsfeld Trap
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May 12, 2006 Telco Haiku
Telco Haiku
By Madeleine Begun Kane
With threats, maybe bribes
Feds coaxed our files from phone cos.
Big Brother Bell Hell.
(You can find my political poetry here. )
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May 10, 2006 Tax Cut Haiku
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May 7, 2006 Fishing For Accomplishments
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April 9, 2006
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September 28, 2005
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August 29, 2005
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September 30, 2004
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September 27, 2004
My latest haiku feature Dubya v. Kerry, Edwards v. Cheney, and Buckingham Palace:
Dubya v. Kerry:
Which man is likely to win?
It's debatable.
Edwards v. Cheney,
Tort lawyer v. Tort Feasor,
Lawyer v. Liar.
Man in Batman garb
Scales Buckingham Palace wall.
Skirts security.
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September 15, 2004
My latest haiku feature assault weapons, Bob Novak, Tom Ridge, a cabbie with a quirky sideline, and "pajama blogging:"
Assault weapons ban
Has lapsed, due to Bush flip-flop.
Why does Bush hate cops?
Plame-Gate's Bob Novak
To CBS: "Reveal source."
Reveals no remorse.
Ridge says terrorists
Hope to disrupt election.
Their names? Bush/Cheney.
NYC cabbie
Runs dating co for riders.
Traffics in matches.
"Pajama blogging."
Valid criticism, or
Naked jealousy?
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September 6, 2004
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September 1, 2004
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August 31, 2004
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August 30, 2004
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August 20, 2004
Today's news haiku feature Ralph Nader, Bush misspeaking for a change, and lawn sign thievery:
Nader's ballot chase
Stalled by legal challenges.
Unsafe at all speeds.
"Soviet dinar,"
Said Bush, instead of "ruble."
Wrong on the money.
Lawn sign thievery
By Texan Peter Sessions.
Par for Repub's course.
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August 19, 2004
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August 13, 2004
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August 10, 2004
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August 7, 2004
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August 2, 2004
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July 7, 2004
Well, yesterday was the big day! No, I'm not talking about Kerry's "Edwards is my running mate, even though he's much cuter and more charming than I am, damn him" announcement.
Okay, that was important too, I'll grant you. But here's the really big news which, tragically, got lost in the VEEP hoopla: July 6 was Dubya's birthday, and Birthday Boy Bush got a special delivery gift from the DCCC folks over at The Stakeholder -- thousands of Bush birthday haiku, the results of a contest run by those creative rabble-rousers. And I'm pleased to say that one of my own contributions made it into the DCCC's Top Ten Bush Birthday Haiku list. Here's my winning entry:
Happy birthday, Dub.
The Presidency, you flubbed.
Back to Crawford, bub!
And yes, I know that, technically, haiku isn't supposed to rhyme. But you don't expect me to let a little thing like a poetry rule stand in my way, do you? Okay, just to prove I too can be obedient on occasion (but please don't tell hubby Mark), here's my non-winning entry:
"Let freedom reign," George?
We know that you meant "wane," George.
You are freedom's bane.
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