September 18, 2006 Ode To Ann Althouse (Limerick About Ann Althouse's Breast Fixation) (Updated)

• Poor Ann Althouse! Jessica Valenti looked discernibly female in a blogger group photo with Bill Clinton, and Ann is aghast, appalled, and dismayed!

  Ode To Ann Althouse
  By Madeleine Begun Kane

  Some bloggers are easily shocked
  When gal lefties don't look like they're jocks.
  Poor Ann can't abide
  When such women don't hide
  Their endowments beneath frumpy smocks.

  And speaking of breasts, my Wonderbra song parody is here.

  (My feminist humor is here, my political poetry is here, my political satire blog is here, and my non-political humor blog is here.)

  UPDATE: Elayne of Pen-Elayne thinks my limerick writing skills should be put to better use. So she's penned her own weightier limerick.

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