Headline: “National Archives asks past presidents, VPs to look for classified items”
Says the National Archives, “Dig deep,
If you once were the Prez or the VEEP.
Check under the rocks
For classified docs.”
Seems it’s time for a very clean sweep.
Headline: “National Archives asks past presidents, VPs to look for classified items”
Says the National Archives, “Dig deep,
If you once were the Prez or the VEEP.
Check under the rocks
For classified docs.”
Seems it’s time for a very clean sweep.
Tags: Al Gore, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Classified Documents, Dan Quayle, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, National Archives
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Headline: “McConnell says he’s ‘100%’ focused on stopping Biden admin”
Mitch McConnell has one loathsome goal:
It’s to block Joseph Biden; the hole
In his soul’s been exposed,
Mitch’s mind’s long been closed;
V. Obama, he played the same role.
Tags: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Joseph Biden, Mitch McConnell, Obstruction, Obstructionism
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on McConnell v. Biden (Limerick)
Trump will soon join a club that’s exclusive.
He’s resisting, though entry’s elusive.
Here’s the obvious rub:
The Ex-Presidents’ Club
Views the Donald as nuts and abusive.
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Ex-Presidents' Club, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Presidential Election 2020
Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Election Satire, George Bush Satire, GOP Humor, Jimmy Carter, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Club? (Limerick)
Donald Trump loves to rant, rave, and whine,
Like when two-timing Fox crossed the line:
Air a speech by Obama?
How dare they! What trauma!
Donald’s view: “They should only air mine!”
Tags: Barack Obama, Campaign 2020, Election 2020, Fox News, Joe Biden, Media Bashing, Trump
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Whiner-in-Chief Bashes Fox (Limerick)
There once was a scandal so bad,
That many lashed out at the cad
Who dared wear a tan suit
In the White House. The brute!!!
It’s amazing what once made folks mad.
Headline: “Five years ago, Obama was blasted for wearing a tan suit. Now, it’s used to contrast him with Trump.”
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Peter King, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites, Scandal Mongers, Scandals, Tan Suit, Tan Suit Gate
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Peter King, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Scandals Humor, White House | Comments Off on Unsuitable Anger (Limerick)
Pre-existing conditions protection
Is, to Donald, an evil infection;
Any “Kenyan’s” creation
Is bad for our nation.
All Obama erected? Ejection!
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Healthcare, Kenya, Obamacare, Pre-Existing Conditions
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Healthcare (Limerick)
In the course of election-month drama,
Trump had scant time for golf — what a trauma!
Donald’s golf time was sparse
In November — poor arse —
So he managed to tie Prez Obama.
(Inspired by this Washington Post Headline.)
Tags: Barack Obama, Campaign, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Golf Humor
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Golfer-In-Chief Trump (Limerick)
“As wave of attempted bombing continues, Trump chooses to blame the victims.”
Who’s to blame for the bombs that were sent
To kill people Trump loves to torment
Via Twitter and speeches?
The victims, Trump screeches.
The Divider-In-Chief must repent!
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Bombs, CNN, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Eric Holder, George Soros, Hillary Clinton, Inciting Violence, Joe Biden, John Brennan, Maxine Waters, Michelle Obama, Robert De Niro, Trump, Trump Hypocrisy, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally
Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Blame Game, Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s “Blame Everyone But Himself” Mentality (Limerick)
Trump made FALSE claims of taping, with drama,
Feigning grievance from fake spy-claim trauma.
But he’s now in bad shape
Cuz his CRONIES have tape.
Seems the only NON-taper’s Obama.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, False Accusations, Michael Cohen, Omarosa, Omarosa Manigault, Spying Humor, Tape Humor
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Can’t Escape Tapes (Limerick)
Just imagine the sturm and the drama,
If a Dem such as Ex-Prez Obama
Retained someone to fix
All his problems with chicks.
How the GOP’d feast on such trauma!
But with Donald, who cares? No big deal!
From supporters there’s hardly a squeal.
Sleaze and lies do not matter;
No Trump-crime can shatter
Their faith, for the Donald’s THEIR heel.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Limerick Ode To GOP Hypocrisy
Hawaiians greet Trump with great signs.
(I’m guessing he sees them as swines.)
They read “Welcome to Kenya.”
(They’re nice – don’t ask When ya
Resigning.) Poor Donald — No shrines!
Tags: Barack Obama, Birther Humor, Birthers, Kenya
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 2 Comments »
In a mind that’s severely unsound,
The dangers of envy abound;
That’s why Trump knocks and blocks
Great achievements — Barack’s,
Thereby driving us into the ground.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Envy Humor, Jealousy Humor
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Envy, Thy Name Is Donald Trump (Limerick)
Whatever Obama did, I’ll wreck it bigly.
The guy ain’t American. I’ve got the proof.
Regs, health care, Paris, his wife’s stupid garden–
He dissed me in public. His legacy’s POOF!
Tags: Obama Legacy, Trump, Yes We Can
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Says “No You Can’t” to the “Yes We Can” President
The Saudis are using all means
To hail Trump, as he swaggers and preens;
To achieve what they need,
They perceive they must feed
Regal sheen to King Donald of Queens.
Tags: Foreign Travel, Muslim Ban, Muslims, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Royal Treatment, Trump
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Gets The Saudi Royal Treatment (Limerick)
Donald’s spokespeople baldly pretend
That the wiretap tweet that he penned
Needs no “Sorry! My bad!”
Seems we’re stark-raving mad;
Misconstruing lies Trump likes to send.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, Political Lies, Sean Spicer, Social Media Humor, Trump Tweets, Twitter, Wiretaps
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Literal Liar-In-Chief? (Limerick)
Trump was having a rather good week this past week … until he wasn’t.
So, what ruined Trump’s Congressional address high? No, NOT being wiretapped by Obama. That’s just some shit Trump made up and threw up on Twitter.
No, here’s what REALLY angered Trump: Attorney General Jeff Sessions having to recuse himself from the Russia investigation, because he lied under oath regarding his own Russian contacts. Hence, my limerick:
Trump’s dismayed, overwrought, feeling frayed;
He’d been waiting for Sessions to aid
Him with Russia, and thought
That a fixer’d been bought.
Jeff’s recusal has nixed that charade.
Tags: Attorney General, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, Republican Fixers, Russia, Russia Investigation, Twitter, Wiretaps
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Russian Blues (Limerick)
Anybody else missing Obama already?
Prez Donald’s our national bane;
We must brace to be plunged down the drain.
Though I’d rather not whine,
I just can’t help but pine
For a man in the Oval who’s sane.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, President Obama, President Trump, White House
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Missing Obama Already (Limerick)
Trump supporters have made this demand:
“Respect Trump as the prez of our land.”
Yes give Donald his due:
That same “honor” he threw
At Barack — just deserts for Trump’s brand.
Tags: Barack Obama, President Trump, Respect, Trump, White House
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Prez Obama, the way they’ve behaved
Means the Senate has tacitly waived
Its advice/consent right
Re Judge Garland, so fight
And appoint him. That seat can be saved.
Sure the Senate will probably sue
And deem it some sort of a coup.
But it’s still wise to try,
Cuz the courts may just buy
Your contention. It’s worth the ado.
Tags: Election Humor, Judiciary Satire, Merrick Garland, Obama, Obama Verse, Senate Satire, Supreme Court Humor, U.S. Senate
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Supreme Court, White House | 1 Comment »
Trump’s speeches are vile and bombastic,
With fantastical falsehoods so drastic,
That he crosses the line,
Which for Trump is just fine.
His defense? “I was being sarcastic.”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, Lies, Sarcasm
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Limerick
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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