Headline: “Plea Deal for Man Involved In Matt Gaetz Probe”
If a man “dates” a minor, then smite ’im,
And kindly don’t call them an “item.”
An underaged girl
Shouldn’t be given a whirl…
And the law should step in and indict ’im.
Headline: “Plea Deal for Man Involved In Matt Gaetz Probe”
If a man “dates” a minor, then smite ’im,
And kindly don’t call them an “item.”
An underaged girl
Shouldn’t be given a whirl…
And the law should step in and indict ’im.
Tags: Child Abuse, Child Exploitation, Congress Humor, Congress Limerick, Crime and Punishment, Matt Gaetz, Minors Limerick, Sex Trafficking, State Lines, Underaged Sex
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