Posts Tagged ‘Twitter Humor’
Thursday, May 25th, 2023
“DeSantis debacle: Twitter Spaces presidential announcement marred by technical problems.”
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane
About venues to launch your campaign,
(S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do
A Twitter Debut!”
(Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Satire, DeSantis, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, Governor DeSantis, Musk, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ron DeSantis, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Spaces
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Smart-Ass DeSantis
Wednesday, February 24th, 2021
Headline: “Manchin flexes muscle in 50-50 Senate”
Joe Manchin’s extortionate power
In wielding his vote makes me glower.
He’s unreas’nably bold
With threats to withhold
Key votes, hoping Biden will cower.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Budget Director, Double Standards, Joe Biden, Joe Manchin, Neera Tanden, OMB, Social Media Humor, Tanden Tweets, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Sessions Humor, White House | Comments Off on Manchin Throws His Weight Around (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2021
Neera Tanden’s Budget Director nomination appears doomed because … “MEAN Tweets!” Double standard, much?
Trump’s Tweeting career was extensive,
His Twitter posts mean and offensive.
Did this mar the support
From his party? (Loud snort!)
But those “MEAN” Tanden tweets? They’re expensive!
Tags: Budget Director, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Neera Tanden, OMB, Social Media Humor, Tanden Tweets, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Budget Director Blues (Limerick)
Saturday, January 9th, 2021
Donald Trump doesn’t “get” the to-do;
So WHAT if he triggered a coup!
But he’s run out of luck
And for once he can’t duck
The backlash from acts he should rue.
Donald Trump, who’s a bully full-blown,
Lost his bullhorn; his phone’s a mere phone.
No more weapon of choice —
Just a much-weakened voice;
He’s bereft of his base and alone.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Twitter Ban, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Banished and Bereft (Limerick)
Friday, January 8th, 2021
Donald Trump has been banished from Twitter,
And Donald’s undoubtedly bitter.
His corrupt tweet decorum
Has cost him this forum.
Now how’ll he pass time on the shitter?
Tags: Donald Trump, Twitter Ban, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Banned At Last (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 8th, 2020
Enduring Trump’s reign has been hard;
Our nation’s been tainted and scarred.
So this question’s arisen:
Is tweeting in prison
Permitted? Please tell me it’s barred!
Tags: Donald Trump, Prison Humor, Prisons, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Will It Never End? (Limerick)
Monday, November 16th, 2020
NY Times Headline: “Fact-Checked on Facebook and Twitter, Conservatives Switch Their Apps
“Since the election, millions have migrated to alternative social media and media sites like Parler, Rumble and Newsmax.”
If you’re fact-checked on Facebook or Twitter,
There’s no need to feel outraged or bitter;
Join Parler or Rumble.
The folks there don’t grumble
At lies. They just spread ’em and titter.
Tags: Censorship Claims, Censorship Humor, Donald Trump, Facebook, Fact-Checking Humor, Parler, Rumble, Social Media Humor, Trump's Base, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Facebook Verse, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Liars Flee “Censorship” (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 7th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Tweeting Even More Erratic Than Usual”
Donald Trump sits atop of the Feds
And behaves like a madman on meds.
His tweets appear manic,
Galvanic, Satanic.
Can I panic at “Off with their heads!”?
Tags: Mental Health, Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Manic Donald (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 26th, 2019
Headline: “Trump tweets in official capacity, but blocking users is a personal matter, DOJ argues in court”
Up is down.
Black is white.
A smile’s a frown.
Please, please indict!
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on The Craziness Never Ends (Quatrain)
Wednesday, November 28th, 2018
Headline: “Donald Trump, Internet troll”
Is the Donald an Internet troll?
He’s embraced a provocative role
Via lump-of-coal tweets
Filled with lies, memes, and bleats
That betray the huge hole in his soul.
Tags: Donald Trump, Internet Trolls, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Trolls
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To An Internet Troll
Tuesday, May 29th, 2018
Roseanne’s tweets are a vile, putrid sump,
So her network has opted to dump
The reboot. She’s expelled
And ironically held
To a much higher standard than Trump.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Roseanne Barr, Social Media, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Roseanne Reboot Booted (Limerick)
Sunday, May 27th, 2018
Trump dishonors the war dead via Memorial Day Weekend tweets:
On Twitter, Trump’s plaintive today.
To prepare for tomorrow? No way!
It’s not war dead he mourns,
But a “witch hunt” he scorns —
Selfish, petulant Trump on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Memorial Day, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Social Media, Trump Collusion, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Our Petulant President (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Trump can’t block users on Twitter, federal judge rules”
Poor Trump! How he hates to be mocked
By mean tweets! So he angrily blocked
The accounts of those writers,
Who sued cuz they’re fighters,
And won. Snowflake Donald is focked.
Tags: Donald Trump, First Amendment, Free Speech, Public Forum, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Constitution Humor, Donald Trump, Free Speech, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | 2 Comments »
Sunday, August 27th, 2017
The Donald’s still busily tweeting
Whiny drivel and self-serving bleating.
I guess “Sheriff” John Kelly
Let Trump keep his telly…
Which means LOTS more Trump Twitter-excreting.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
Saturday, March 4th, 2017
At his speech Tuesday night, Trump seemed sane.
His proposals still sucked, but his brain
And behavior looked stable.
(Less time watching cable?)
Fawning pundits were ably inane:
Trump’s “pivot” was praised by the press,
Who perceived “presidential” finesse.
Heavy meds (I assume)
Might explain his brief bloom
Into something much less of a mess.
But his meds have worn off, I conclude,
Based on stark-raving tweets that he spewed
Just today. Yes his feed
On Twitter indeed
Proves our leader’s a bleeping-mad dude.
Tags: Donald Trump, Political Speech, President Trump, Presidential Speech, Social Media, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Congress Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, February 15th, 2017
When Donald gets bitter or pissed,
You can bet he’ll be shaking his fist
Via tweet-storming rants
About leakers and plants.
Before Twitter, how DID he exist?
Tags: President Trump, Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, White House Leaks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Favorite Outlet (Limerick)
Monday, February 6th, 2017
“Any negative polls are fake news.”
(Trump on Twitter, expressing his views.)
Yet he can’t explain why
When his numbers are high
They’re plumb right, but when low they’re a ruse.
Tags: Political Polls, President Trump, Social Media, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Those Slippery Polls (Limerick)
Friday, December 30th, 2016
This Trump tweet requires a limerick, don’t you think?
“Great move on delay (by V. Putin) – I always knew he was very smart!”
Donald Trump praises Putin as “smart,”
In effect telling Putin, “Take heart;
“Very soon you will own
“The Oval. Just phone
“With instructions. I can’t wait to start.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin Humor, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Donald Tweets To Putin (Limerick)
Saturday, December 17th, 2016
Dear Donald: Stop bragging and gloating
And mischaracterizing the voting.
Show some dignity. Preening
And boasting’s demeaning.
And so is your crude self-promoting.
You have pulled off remarkable feats,
So enough with the paranoid bleats.
Think twice before speaking
And enemy-tweaking.
And try NOT to launch wars with your tweets!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, Social Media, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Voting Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump (2-Verse)
Tuesday, December 6th, 2016
It seems likely that Trump’s fact-free, market-skewing anti-Boeing tweet was spurred by yet another petty vendetta. (How dare Boeing’s CEO criticize Trump’s anti-China bluster!)
Donald tweets without int’rest or care
As to damage he’ll cause with each blare.
Petty grievance-borne views
Spark vendetta-spurred spews.
Spook markets? Start wars? C’est la guerre!
Tags: Boeing, Donald Trump, Pettiness, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Vendetta Politics
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on For Donald, Pettiness Trumps All (Limerick)
