Posts Tagged ‘Trump Impeachment’
Thursday, October 3rd, 2019
Headline: “Trump Just Committed More High Crimes on the White House Lawn”
For his upcoming ’20 campaign,
Trump solicited help from Ukraine.
China too, as we’ve seen
Right in public! Trump’s keen
To flout laws for his personal gain.
Tags: China, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, China Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Law-Flouter in Chief (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019
Headline: “Pelosi says Trump ‘scared’ of impeachment inquiry in exclusive ABC News interview”
The Donald appears to be scared,
As his villainous actions are bared.
He is used to eschewing
A price for wrong-doing.
So for punishment, Trump’s unprepared.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, George Stephanopoulos, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Running Scared? (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 1st, 2019
Seems the GOP’s getting uneasy.
Can you guess who is making them queasy?
No, not Donald; it’s Rudy.
The guy’s “a real beaudy…”
Who somehow makes Trump look less sleazy.
Headline: “GOP uneasy with Giuliani”
Tags: Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | Comments Off on Finally, Something Makes The GOP Uneasy! (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 1st, 2019
Pompeo and Barr are knee-deep
In Trump scandals and crimes. One could weep
At their ethics-free acts
And their freedom from facts.
As for consciences? Dead, or asleep.
Tags: AG Barr, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Mike Pompeo, Trump Impeachment, William Barr
Posted in Bill Barr, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mike Pompeo, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, William Barr | Comments Off on It’s NOT Just Trump (Limerick)
Monday, September 30th, 2019
Headline: “Staring down impeachment, Trump sees himself as a victim of historic proportions”
Poor Donald’s a “martyr.” Boo-hoo!
(That’s the Donald’s self-pitying view.)
He bitches and moans
And wallows in groans,
Cheered on by his base — “victims” too.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, President Trump, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump, the Oval “Martyr” (Limerick)
Saturday, September 28th, 2019
The news has unfolded so fast,
That I’m dizzy; both pleased and aghast.
Do I fin’ly dare think
That we’re poised on the brink
Of dispensing with Donald at last?
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, September 25th, 2019
Trump’s a knave who has gone way too far.
(So too, has his pal AG Barr.)
An impeachment is nigh.
There’s no choice, and here’s why:
Trump behaves like a tyrant and czar.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on One Crime Too Many? (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 5th, 2019
Headline: “Censure rather than impeach? Hell no, Democrats — that’s inexcusable cowardice”
Censure Trump? That’s a weenie’s way out!
The Dems need to exercise clout
And impeach the damn sleaze;
Bring that lout to his knees!
Just how many more laws must he flout?!?
Tags: Censure, Cowardice, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Cowardice of Mere Censure (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 12th, 2019
CNN Headline: “Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m not for impeachment,’ slams Trump as ‘not worth it'”
That diss! How did Nancy unearth it?
It’s the ultimate slam! Did she birth it?
Despite fervent beseeching,
She’s anti-impeaching.
Her reason? Trump just is “not worth it.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Ultimate Diss (Limerick)
