I just read that Trump’s selling cologne!
Brand new grifting from Trump? Hold the phone!
I am stunned, simply shocked
And amazed, startled, rocked
That the thief’s stock of rip-offs has grown!
Posts Tagged ‘Trump Grift’
Trump’s Stinky Product (Limerick)
Monday, December 9th, 2024Trump’s Guitar Grift (Limerick)
Friday, November 22nd, 2024No, I am NOT making this up:
Hey guitarists, you need a new axe?
You like Trump? You’ll be thrilled to the max,
Cuz the grifter’s now selling
Guitars. There’s no telling
What’s next … though my bet’s on the sax.
The Grifter Strikes Again (Limerick)
Monday, August 8th, 2022Dear Donald, I see that once more,
You’re begging for dollars galore.
I’m amused that you claim
It’s for lawsuits. How lame!
Bills from lawyers are bills you ignore.