Headline: “Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is first Trump Cabinet member to quit after riot”
To resign from the Cab’net this late
Isn’t noble or worthy or great.
It’s a way to survive
And avoid “25.”
A cowardly action? Damn straight!
Posts Tagged ‘Trump Cabinet’
Ciao, Elaine Chao! (Limerick)
Thursday, January 7th, 2021Trump’s Bush League Staffers (Limerick)
Monday, January 21st, 2019Headline: “Christie Says Trump Hired ‘Riffraff’ for Key Posts”
No one wants to join Donald Trump’s staff,
Or work on the Donald’s behalf.
You’d have to be high
To deal with that guy,
So he’s down to the riff and the raff.
Losing Mattis Matters (Limerick)
Sunday, December 23rd, 2018James Mattis held Donald at bay.
But alas, the man’s going away
Way before he had planned,
Because Trump felt unmanned
And said “Leave now!” (Trump-petulance-play.)
Pruitt’s (Womp, Womp) Ouster (Limerick)
Thursday, July 5th, 2018Headline: “Scott Pruitt blames ‘unrelenting attacks’ for his demise”
In a letter to Trump packed with whines,
The sleazy Scott Pruitt resigns;
Though corrupt to the max,
“Unrelenting attacks”
Took a “toll” — his self-pitying lines.
Turnover In Trump-Land (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 14th, 2018This headline cries out for a limerick: “Trump Tires of His Cabinet”
I’m sick of my Cab’net, says Trump.
Dead weight’s got me stuck in a slump.
My key to success is
A team shouting yeses.
Dump ’em all! Watch my poll numbers jump!
