Posts Tagged ‘Trump Cabinet’
Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Washington Post Headline: “Republican skeptics cave on Trump’s most controversial Cabinet picks”
The Republican Sens. are compliant;
Against Donald they’re rarely defiant,
Which means bad nominees
Are approved with great ease…
Although each one’s the inverse of giant.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Cowards, GOP Senators, Republican Cowards, Republican Senators, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Cabinet, Trump Nominees
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Thursday, January 7th, 2021
Headline: “Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is first Trump Cabinet member to quit after riot”
To resign from the Cab’net this late
Isn’t noble or worthy or great.
It’s a way to survive
And avoid “25.”
A cowardly action? Damn straight!
Tags: 25th Amendment, Elaine Chao, Transportation Secretary, Trump Cabinet
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Monday, January 21st, 2019
Headline: “Christie Says Trump Hired ‘Riffraff’ for Key Posts”
No one wants to join Donald Trump’s staff,
Or work on the Donald’s behalf.
You’d have to be high
To deal with that guy,
So he’s down to the riff and the raff.
Tags: Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Trump Cabinet, Trump Staffers
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Sunday, December 23rd, 2018
Audio Player
James Mattis held Donald at bay.
But alas, the man’s going away
Way before he had planned,
Because Trump felt unmanned
And said “Leave now!” (Trump-petulance-play.)
Tags: Audio, Defense Dept, Donald Trump, General Mattis, James Mattis, Mattis Resignation, Trump Cabinet
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Thursday, July 5th, 2018
Headline: “Scott Pruitt blames ‘unrelenting attacks’ for his demise”
In a letter to Trump packed with whines,
The sleazy Scott Pruitt resigns;
Though corrupt to the max,
“Unrelenting attacks”
Took a “toll” — his self-pitying lines.
Tags: Donald Trump, Environmental Limerick, EPA, Scott Pruitt, Trump Cabinet, Trump's Cabinet
Posted in Donald Trump, Environment Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, March 14th, 2018
This headline cries out for a limerick: “Trump Tires of His Cabinet”
I’m sick of my Cab’net, says Trump.
Dead weight’s got me stuck in a slump.
My key to success is
A team shouting yeses.
Dump ’em all! Watch my poll numbers jump!
Tags: Cabinet Turnover, Donald Trump, Trump Cabinet
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