Posts Tagged ‘Theresa May’

Trump’s Faux Foes (Limerick)

Sunday, July 15th, 2018

Headline: “I think the European Union is a foe,” Trump says ahead of Putin meeting in Helsinki”

The European Union’s a “foe,”
Says the Donald, a man who should know
About foes; he creates them,
Berates them, and baits them.
Making enemies? Donald’s a pro!

Trump’s European Adventure

Sunday, July 15th, 2018

Trump’s trip has, so far, been a mess.
Yet he brags it’s a major success.
Breaching friendships galore,
Trump the tiddlywink whore
Placates Putin, a master of chess.

Trump v. May (Limerick)

Saturday, January 27th, 2018

The Donald won’t go for a stay
In the nation that’s governed by May,
Cuz she can’t guaranty
He’ll be Trump-protest-free.
How I envy Ms. May’s great UK!