Posts Tagged ‘Tariffs’
Tuesday, December 31st, 2024
“Tell me Sir, what’s your best resolution?”
Getting vengeance with each prosecution!
Also closing the borders,
Undoing Joe’s orders,
And trashing the damn Constitution!
Then there’s placing high tariffs galore
To give nations a giant what-for,
Getting rid of non-whites
And that dumb Bill of Rights,
Plus I’ll dump X-man Musk. What a bore!
Tags: Biden, Borders, Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Immigration, Prosecutions, Republicans Humor, Revenge Humor, Tariffs, Trump, Trump Resolutions, Trump Retribution, Trump Revenge Tour, Wall Street
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Wednesday, October 9th, 2024
The Donald faults China and trade.
“Huge tariffs,” he cries, “must be paid.”
“They steal jobs from our nation,”
He rants to ovation.
But THAT’s where Trump’s Bibles are made.
No, I am NOT making this up. Here’s a quote from CBS News:
“Thousands of Donald Trump’s “God Bless the USA” Bibles — sold for $59.99 each — were printed in a country that the former president has frequently accused of engaging in unfair trade practices and stealing American jobs: China.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, China, China Tariffs, China Trade, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Jobs, Republicans Humor, Tariffs, Trade Limerick, Trade Wars, Trump, Trump Bibles, Trump Hypocrisy
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Wednesday, June 5th, 2019
Headline: “Trump’s tariffs might amount to the biggest U.S. tax hike since the 1980s”
And now my two-verse limerick:
A tariff is really a tax
That Trump’s hitting us with to the max,
Just to make his base think
Trump the “tough guy” won’t blink.
Dear voters, please give him the ax.
Donald counts on his fans not to know
That tariffs are taxes, and so
He keeps raising those taxes.
Here’s hoping the ax is
About to deliver its blow.
Tags: Donald Trump, Economy, Fiscal Humor, Tariffs, Tax Hikes, Tax Humor
Posted in Business Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Those Taxing Tariffs (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 14th, 2019
From the Washington Post, re Trump’s tariffs:
“Senate Finance Committee Chairman Charles E. Grassley (R-Iowa) said he planned to write a letter to Trump to explain the concerns of farmers because he felt the argument he had repeatedly made to the president in person was not registering.”
I apologize to Ahlert and Young for these song parody lyrics:
I’m gonna sit right down and write the Prez a letter
And make believe that Trump can read.
I’m gonna write words, oh, so sweet.
They’re gonna help guys growing wheat.
A lotta kisses on Trump’s bottom.
He’ll be glad he got ’em.
I’m gonna smile and say I hope he’ll end his tariffs.
Then I’ll close with love the way I do.
I’m gonna sit right down and write to help the farmers.
And pray my letter helps me too.
Tags: Charles Grassley, China, Chuck Grassley, Donald J. Trump State Park, Tariffs
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Grassley’s Gonna Sit Right Down and Write The Prez a Letter
Sunday, May 12th, 2019
Donald Trump likes to brag and enthrall,
By claiming his tariffs are all
Paid by China — a LIE
That his base seems to buy…
Just like Mexico’s paid for the wall.
Tags: Border Wall, China, Donald Trump, Mexico, Tariffs, Trade Wars
Posted in China Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Tariff Whopper (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 4th, 2018
With apologies to Winter Wonderland’s composers:
Tariffs mount. Markets plummet.
Pundits spin. Goodbye summit.
The Donald’s a nut
Who praises his gut.
Living in a Trumpy Blunderland.
Tags: Donald Trump, Dow Jones, Dow Jones Humor, Stock Market, Tariffs
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Tuesday, April 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Mitch McConnell: Trump’s Tariffs Are a ‘Slippery Slope’”
Donald’s tariffs? A “slippery slope,”
Says McConnell. But follow-through? Nope!
Though his warnings are dour,
He won’t use his power
To curb him; that coward can’t cope.
Tags: China, Mitch McConnell, Tariffs, Trade Limerick, Trade Wars
Posted in China Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, March 8th, 2018
Trump’s determined to screw up our trade,
Signing orders most experts have nayed,
Foisting tariffs with zest,
Cuz The Donald knows BEST,
And the Dunce-In-Chief Must Be Obeyed!
Tags: Donald Trump, Gary Cohn, Tariffs, Trade Wars
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Blunders Yet Again (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 6th, 2018
Yet another departure! Now Cohn
Has resigned. Say goodbye to the lone
Voice of reason on trade.
Since this rational aide
Can no longer persuade, coop’s been flown.
Tags: Donald Trump, Gary Cohn, Tariffs, Trade Wars
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Gary Cohn, Bye-Bye (Limerick)