Posts Tagged ‘Stocks’
Tuesday, March 17th, 2020
When the Donald appears on tv,
A deep Dow drop’s a fait accompli.
Into freefall it goes,
Which compounds all our woes…
And with bars closed, there’s nowhere to flee.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Dow, Pandemic, Stock Market, Stocks, Wall Street
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Stock Market Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, December 24th, 2018
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Headline: “Stock Market Rout Has Trump Fixated on Fed Chair Powell”
Says Donald, The Fed is at fault
For the stock market’s large downward vault.
Blame Powell, he’ll blurt,
Throwing mud to subvert
The truth, via “facts” that are alt.
Tags: Blame, Blame Game, Donald Trump, Dow, Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell, Stocks
Posted in Donald Trump, Federal Reserve, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Stock Market Humor, Trump, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode to our Blame-Shirker-In-Chief
Friday, December 21st, 2018
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The news keeps delivering shocks:
There’s a daily new low for our stocks;
James Mattis resigned;
Trump (as usual) whined;
And we seem to be governed by Fox.
There is plenty more bad news to list,
And the thought of it all makes me pissed.
The government’s closed,
And our nation’s been hosed
By a felon. (Well, you get the gist.)
Tags: Audio, Donald Trump, General Mattis, Government Shutdown, James Mattis, Pentagon Humor, Shutdown, Stock Market, Stocks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Stock Market Humor, White House | 3 Comments »
Monday, April 2nd, 2018
“The market keeps dropping!” we sob.
And there’s no reassurance from Schwab.
We feel robbed and depressed
And impossibly stressed.
Here’s my message to Donald: Great job!
Tags: Business Verse, Donald Trump, Dow Jones Humor, Financial Verse, Fiscal Humor, Investment Humor, Stock Market, Stocks, Trade Wars, Wall Street, Wall Street Woes
Posted in Business Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Stock Market Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Friday, February 2nd, 2018
When the market is up, Donald crows
And boasts about HIS market close.
Now it’s down “666,”
But Trump’s got a fix:
Only mention the DOW when it grows.
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Alternative Version:
When the market is up, Donald crows
And boasts about HIS market close.
With a huge diminution,
Here’s Donald’s solution:
Only mention the DOW when it grows.
Tags: Donald Trump, Dow Jones Humor, Financial Verse, Stock Market, Stocks, Wall Street, Wall Street Woes
Posted in Business Humor, Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Stock Market Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Devil In The Oval? (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
It sounds like Texas Congressman Pete Sessions could use some … uh … sessions on somebody’s couch.
… Representative Pete Sessions of Texas, may indeed face an uphill fight with his argument that Mr. Obama is not trying to create jobs. In an interview, Mr. Sessions cited rising unemployment in asserting that the administration intended to “diminish employment and diminish stock prices” as part of a “divide and conquer” strategy to consolidate power.
Ode To The Wingnutty Pete Sessions
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The Texas Republican Sessions
Likes to conjure up lib’ral transgressions:
Claims Barack to build power
Made stocks and jobs sour.
Pete needs help from the head-shrink professions.
Tags: Employment, Obama, Pete Sessions, Republicans Humor, Stocks, Texas
Posted in Barack Obama, Economy Humor, Pete Sessions, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, Wingnuts | 5 Comments »
