Posts Tagged ‘Senate Republicans’
Monday, January 25th, 2021
Headline: “Sen. Josh Hawley Mocked for Claiming to Be ‘Muzzled’ in His ‘Splashy Front-Page’ NY Post Feature”
Poor Josh Hawley complains he’s been muzzled.
But his claim’s keeping many folks puzzled;
He’s a Sen. with a book
And a cover pic. Look,
Maybe Hawley just needs to be nuzzled.
Tags: Josh Hawley, Media Humor, New York Post, Senate Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Maine Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire | Comments Off on Poor Josh Hawley??? (Limerick)
Saturday, August 15th, 2020
Headline: “Susan Collins Expresses ‘Concerns’ Over Delays In Mail Delivery”
Susan Collins — “concerned” once again;
She clucks like a malcontent hen,
As if truly upset
By misdeeds or a threat…
But follow-through votes? Not that Sen!
Tags: Post Office, Republicans Humor, Senate Republicans, Susan Collins
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Tuesday, January 7th, 2020
Hill Headline: “McConnell has the votes to block Democrats’ witness demands in Trump impeachment trial”
Donald Trump’s taken actions illicit,
But Republicans scoff and dismiss it
As perfectly fine
While they toe Mitch’s line…
And that makes them corruptly complicit.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Complicity, Impeachment, Mitch McConnell, Republican Complicity, Republican Senate, Republicans Humor, Senate Impeachment Trial, Senate Republicans, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, White House | Comments Off on GOP Blockheads Block Witness Demands (Limerick)
Sunday, December 10th, 2017
My latest limerick was inspired by this Politico headline: “Republicans step up defense of ‘not qualified’ judicial nominees.”
“Unqualified” judges? Who cares!?!
If the nominee’s attitude squares
With Republican stances,
Trump’s Court-choice advances.
He’s OUR guy, so NO splitting hairs!
Tags: ABA, American Bar Association, Bar Association, Donald Trump, Federal Bench, Judicial Nominees, Law Humor, Legal Satire, Senate Republicans
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Who Needs Qualified Judges? (Limerick)
