Posts Tagged ‘Russia Investigation’
Wednesday, January 16th, 2019
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Headline: “GOP blocks Senate rebuke of Trump on Russia sanctions”
Undoubtedly Putin is thrilled
By the mayhem he’s wrought; he’s fulfilled
His dream to install
Trump the Puppet, who’ll brawl
And defile, as democracy’s chilled.
Tags: Democracy, Donald Trump, Putin, Putin Humor, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Puppet (Limerick)
Saturday, January 12th, 2019
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Trump keeps tying our nation in knots,
And it’s time to connect all the dots:
He inflicts all this hurt
To distract and divert
Because Putin is calling the shots.
Tags: Distractions, Donald Trump, Fake Crisis, GOP Distractions, Government Shutdown, National Emergency, Putin, Putin Humor, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Fake Crisis Diversion (Limerick)
Sunday, August 19th, 2018
Rudy Giuliani to Chuck Todd: “Truth isn’t truth.”
Says Rudy, truth doesn’t exist.
(That lesson in law school I missed.)
Seems reality’s dire
Cuz Trump is a liar,
And the truth can no longer assist.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Chuck Todd, Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Rudy’s Nuts and That’s The “Truth”
Saturday, August 18th, 2018
Headline: “White House Counsel Has Cooperated Extensively With Mueller’s Obstruction Inquiry”
When the Russia probe shit hits the fan,
The fallout won’t land on McGahn.
No he won’t take the fall;
He’s been giving his all
To assisting Bob Mueller. Smart man!
Tags: Don McGahn, Donald Trump, King Kong, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trump Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on McGahn’s The Man (Limerick)
Friday, August 3rd, 2018
Donald’s lawyer is rather a cut up,
Saying Mueller should “put up or shut up.”
While Rudy tells lies and lets loose,
Mueller quietly tightens the noose.
*****
Stop trying to peddle
the weasel-word “meddle.”
‘Twas a Russian attack,
so soft-ped’ling it’s whack.
*****
Tags: Election 2016, Election Collusion, Meddling, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani | Comments Off on Russia Meddling Quatrain Duo
Monday, July 16th, 2018
At long last, there can be no debate:
Trump’s a traitor, who bows to his “mate,”
Russia’s Putin, whose smirk
Shows contempt for the jerk
Whose betrayal one can’t over-state.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Summit, Traitors, Treason
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, May 27th, 2018
Trump dishonors the war dead via Memorial Day Weekend tweets:
On Twitter, Trump’s plaintive today.
To prepare for tomorrow? No way!
It’s not war dead he mourns,
But a “witch hunt” he scorns —
Selfish, petulant Trump on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Memorial Day, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Social Media, Trump Collusion, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Our Petulant President (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 27th, 2018
The Donald’s a dreadful employer
And a volatile stature-destroyer.
His “art of the deal”
Is to lie, backbite, steal,
Which is why he can’t buy a good lawyer.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Donald Trump, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Putin, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trial Lawyers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Donald Trump — Unmasked … and Un-Esq’d (Limerick)
Thursday, March 22nd, 2018
Trump’s lawyers are frequently nayed
And their Mueller advice disobeyed.
Donald’s gut rules his mind,
So John Dowd has resigned.
I wish the man luck getting paid!
Tags: Donald Trump, John Dowd, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Farewell To John Dowd (Limerick)
Saturday, March 17th, 2018
McCabe had been set to retire
On Sunday, but Trump’s filled with ire,
Cuz McCabe’s a supporter
Of Comey. In order
To punish him, Donald says FIRE!
Tags: Andrew McCabe, Donald Trump, FBI, James Comey, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Trump V. McCabe
Saturday, November 11th, 2017
Russia meddled, our experts maintain;
Our Democracy’s suffered a stain.
But Donald would rather
Buy Putin’s false blather;
Trump’s owned by Vlad’s hard driving reign.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Though people seem prone to adopt
The past tense re the Russians, I’ll opt
To claim present tense crime
Re elections, each time;
There’s no reason to think that they’ve stopped.
Tags: Election Collusion, Election Humor, Election Interference, President Trump, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Russian Election Interference — NOT A One-Time Thing (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 30th, 2017
Trump, who loves to slam “unnamed sources” as “fake news,” retweeted “FOX & friends” today:
Jared Kushner didn’t suggest Russian communications channel in meeting, source says.
“Unnamed sources are bad! They spread lies.”
It’s “fake news” when they’re used, Donald cries.
And yet sources unnamed
Who’ve loudly proclaimed
Stuff he likes? Those are upright and wise.
Tags: Donald Trump, Fake News, Fox, Fox News, Jared Kushner, Kushner, Media Bashing, Media Humor, Press Bashing, Russia Investigation, Unnamed Sources
Posted in Donald Trump, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on “Fake News” Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 10th, 2017
Many FBI agents are pissed
Cuz their boss Mr. Comey’s been dissed;
Donald dumped the man rudely—
Not shrewdly, but crudely…
Via pretext that’s eas’ly dismissed.
Tags: Donald Trump, FBI, FBI Agents, James Comey, Jeff Sessions, Russia, Russia Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Comey’s Former Subordinates NOT Happy (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 10th, 2017
A serious, honest perusal
Of the pledge Sessions made of recusal
Shows him wrong to assist
Getting Comey dismissed.
Recusal required refusal.
Tags: Donald Trump, FBI, FBI Agents, James Comey, Jeff Sessions, Recusal, Russia, Russia Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What Ever Happened To Sessions’ Recusal? (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 9th, 2017
Seems Donald was getting morose
Cuz Comey was getting too “close.”
So Trump’s crew took their cues
And concocted a ruse
To dismiss him. A Cover-up Gross!
Tags: Donald Trump, FBI, FBI Agents, James Comey, Russia, Russia Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump, The Nixonian (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2017
The Donald’s been tweeting up a storm over the probe of Trump’s Russia connections.
“Any claims about Russia and me
Are a hoax” — Donald’s latest tweet-spree.
“It’s Hill you should probe!”
Was he wearing a robe
When he threw up this Twitter debris?
Tags: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Russia, Russia Investigation, Social Media, Twitter
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Sessions Humor, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Russian-Probe Freak-Out (Limerick)
Sunday, March 5th, 2017
Trump was having a rather good week this past week … until he wasn’t.
So, what ruined Trump’s Congressional address high? No, NOT being wiretapped by Obama. That’s just some shit Trump made up and threw up on Twitter.
No, here’s what REALLY angered Trump: Attorney General Jeff Sessions having to recuse himself from the Russia investigation, because he lied under oath regarding his own Russian contacts. Hence, my limerick:
Trump’s dismayed, overwrought, feeling frayed;
He’d been waiting for Sessions to aid
Him with Russia, and thought
That a fixer’d been bought.
Jeff’s recusal has nixed that charade.
Tags: Attorney General, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, Republican Fixers, Russia, Russia Investigation, Twitter, Wiretaps
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Russian Blues (Limerick)
