There’s a fellow who’s grinning right now
At our chaos, fear, poverty. Wow!
All his orders were heeded;
His Trump-scheme succeeded.
Putin’s earned his dystopian bow.
Posts Tagged ‘Russia Collusion’
Putin’s Mission Accomplished (Limerick)
Sunday, July 26th, 2020Trump’s “Complete And Total Exoneration” (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019New York Magazine Headline: “Trump Aides Fear He Is Overselling His ‘Exoneration’”
Trump lies, as he brags to our nation
That he’s gotten complete vindication
From the Mueller Report,
While some staffers exhort:
Don’t distort please, in worried frustration.
Putin’s Puppet (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 16th, 2019
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Headline: “GOP blocks Senate rebuke of Trump on Russia sanctions”
Undoubtedly Putin is thrilled
By the mayhem he’s wrought; he’s fulfilled
His dream to install
Trump the Puppet, who’ll brawl
And defile, as democracy’s chilled.
Trump’s Fake Crisis Diversion (Limerick)
Saturday, January 12th, 2019
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Trump keeps tying our nation in knots,
And it’s time to connect all the dots:
He inflicts all this hurt
To distract and divert
Because Putin is calling the shots.
Peanut-Brained Trump (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 11th, 2018Headline: “President Trump claims he’s ‘not concerned’ about impeachment, calls his campaign’s Russia ties ‘peanut stuff’”
While speaking with Reuters, Trump strains
To minimize all his campaign’s
Russia contacts, declaring
It’s “peanut stuff,” baring
His hubris and shortage of brains.
“Smocking Gun” Mockery (Limerick)
Monday, December 10th, 2018From a Trump tweet today: “No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.”
Donald tweets about guns that ain’t “smocking,”
Which occasions a whole lot of mocking.
Poor Trump’s in a bind,
For soon he will find
Much bad news and “clean” coal in his stocking.
Mueller’s Got Him! (Limerick)
Saturday, December 8th, 2018Headline: “Mueller Is Telling Us: He’s Got Trump on Collusion”
Robert Mueller’s got Trump on collusion.
Is there evidence? Yes, a profusion!
Mueller’s caught him red-handed.
Trump’s never been candid;
With Russians he banded. (Conclusion)
McGahn’s The Man (Limerick)
Saturday, August 18th, 2018Headline: “White House Counsel Has Cooperated Extensively With Mueller’s Obstruction Inquiry”
When the Russia probe shit hits the fan,
The fallout won’t land on McGahn.
No he won’t take the fall;
He’s been giving his all
To assisting Bob Mueller. Smart man!
Russia Meddling Quatrain Duo
Friday, August 3rd, 2018Donald’s lawyer is rather a cut up,
Saying Mueller should “put up or shut up.”
While Rudy tells lies and lets loose,
Mueller quietly tightens the noose.
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Stop trying to peddle
the weasel-word “meddle.”
‘Twas a Russian attack,
so soft-ped’ling it’s whack.
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My Latest Mantra (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 31st, 2018It’s hot as I walk down the street,
And I really can’t take all this heat.
But reciting this phrase
Helps cure my malaise:
“The heat’s after Trump.” (Rinse, repeat.)
Putin’s Puppet (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 18th, 2018Trump’s submissive to Putin and meek.
He is craven and shockingly weak.
Donald’s bluster’s replaced
By behavior debased.
And his party’s response? Piddlin’ pique.
Traitor Trump (Limerick)
Monday, July 16th, 2018At long last, there can be no debate:
Trump’s a traitor, who bows to his “mate,”
Russia’s Putin, whose smirk
Shows contempt for the jerk
Whose betrayal one can’t over-state.
Trump Invites Best Pal Putin To White House (Limerick)
Monday, April 2nd, 2018Headline: “Trump Invites Putin to the White House”
Said Donald to Putin,”Please come
To the White House, my bestie, my chum.
I’ve plum secrets to share,
So I hope you’ll repair
To DC and make Democrats glum.”
My Next Job?
Sunday, April 1st, 2018Very early in my legal career, I worked for a law firm that represented Trump’s father’s real estate company. Consequently, I had some dealings with the Donald. Hence this limerick:
It’s hard for the Donald to hire
A lawyer; his plight’s become dire.
In fact, things are so bad
That he tweeted me: “Mad,
Please come back. Get me out of my mire.”
Donald Trump — Unmasked … and Un-Esq’d (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 27th, 2018The Donald’s a dreadful employer
And a volatile stature-destroyer.
His “art of the deal”
Is to lie, backbite, steal,
Which is why he can’t buy a good lawyer.
Farewell To John Dowd (Limerick)
Thursday, March 22nd, 2018Trump’s lawyers are frequently nayed
And their Mueller advice disobeyed.
Donald’s gut rules his mind,
So John Dowd has resigned.
I wish the man luck getting paid!
A Trumpian Hero (Limerick)
Monday, February 5th, 2018On Twitter the Donald has writ,
Praising Nunes for “courage” and “grit.”
He’s a “Hero,” Trump adds.
(Donald’s so fond of cads!)
Arrest BOTH men and DO NOT ACQUIT!
Who Ya Gonna Believe? (Limerick)
Saturday, November 11th, 2017Russia meddled, our experts maintain;
Our Democracy’s suffered a stain.
But Donald would rather
Buy Putin’s false blather;
Trump’s owned by Vlad’s hard driving reign.
The Non-Case For Hillary’s Collusion (Limerick)
Saturday, October 28th, 2017Hill colluded with Russia? Explain
How that makes any sense, cuz my brain
Can not fathom collusion
To cause a profusion
Of harm to her own prez campaign.
Russian Election Interference — NOT A One-Time Thing (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 21st, 2017Though people seem prone to adopt
The past tense re the Russians, I’ll opt
To claim present tense crime
Re elections, each time;
There’s no reason to think that they’ve stopped.
