Posts Tagged ‘Ron DeSantis’
Thursday, May 25th, 2023
“DeSantis debacle: Twitter Spaces presidential announcement marred by technical problems.”
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane
About venues to launch your campaign,
(S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do
A Twitter Debut!”
(Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Satire, DeSantis, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, Governor DeSantis, Musk, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ron DeSantis, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Spaces
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Smart-Ass DeSantis
Sunday, April 17th, 2022
Headline: “Florida says it rejected math textbooks for referring to critical race theory”
Frenzied Florida’s CRT-craze
Is now targeting math books. This phase
Features conjured up claims
Of doctrinaire aims;
Textbooks banned in a bigoted blaze.
Tags: Bigotry Limerick, Book Banning Limerick, Critical Race Theory, CRT, Education Humor, Education Limerick, Florida, Governor DeSantis, Math Books, Math Humor, Math Satire, Racism Humor, Ron DeSantis, Textbook Humor, Textbook Limerick, Textbooks
Posted in Education Limerick, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Florida’s CRT Cops Strike Again (Limerick)
Saturday, March 12th, 2022
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Tags: Don't Say Gay Bill, Florida, Gay Rights, Gender Politics, Governor DeSantis, Ron DeSantis
Posted in Florida, Florida Humor, Gay Rights, Gender Politics, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Governor Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis
Thursday, August 12th, 2021
Headline: “DeSantis rakes in cash as Florida’s Covid wars rage”
Gov. DeSantis is raking in bread,
While his rules boost the number of dead.
His “pro-freedom” brand
Brings in cash, so he’s banned
Ev’ry mandate that slows Covid’s spread.
Tags: Covid, Covid Delta Variant, Epidemic, Florida, Governor DeSantis, Health Limerick, Mandates, Mask Mandates, Pandemic, Pro-Freedom, Ron DeSantis
Posted in Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Public Safety, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Gov. DeSantis’s Reign Is A Killer (Limerick)
