Posts Tagged ‘Roe v. Wade’
Thursday, October 31st, 2024
This limerick was inspired by Kamala Harris’s latest ad, voiced by Julia Roberts.
Dear Gals: Secret votes are your right!
So PLEASE don’t vote “Trump” out of fright.
“Yes” your spouse, if you must,
But support who you trust…
And give voice to your choice in this fight.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Choice Humor, Choice Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Secret Ballot Feminist Humor, Trump, Voting, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump, Voting Satire | Comments Off on What Happens In The Booth, Stays In The Booth (Limerick)
Saturday, September 28th, 2024
Washington Post Headline: “Trump in Pa.: Digressions, threats and vows to be ‘protector’ of women”
The “Protector of Women” — that’s me,
Proclaims Trump. Just elect me; you’ll see.
Yes, the man who destroyed
Roe v. Wade seems annoyed
That we long to be Donald Trump-free.
How absurd that a sexual abuser,
One who often defames his accuser,
Now audaciously claims
He’ll protect all the dames
If he wins. Let’s make sure he’s the LOSER!
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Limerick, Harris, Kamala, Kamala Harris, Protector Of Women, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Trump, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode to Donald “Protector of Women” Trump
Saturday, August 24th, 2024
NY Times Headline: “On Truth Social, Donald Trump Tries to Refashion Himself as Supportive of Abortion Rights”
As his poll numbers fade, Trump’s dismayed,
So the felon who wrecked Roe v. Wade,
Now is feigning support
For the right to abort.
Too late Don-OLD! By CHOICERS you’re NAYED!
Tags: Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Feminist Humor, Pro-Choice, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Trump, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Woman-Problem (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 29th, 2022
Headline: “Pence: ‘We must not rest’ until abortion is outlawed in every state”
On One/Six, Pence behaved like a man;
He helped scuttle Trump’s scurrilous plan.
But enough with the praise!
Re abortion, he’d raze
Women’s rights with a nationwide ban.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Abortion Rights, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Choice, Coup, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Insurrection, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Mike Pence, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Pence Ain’t A Saint (Limerick)
Sunday, June 26th, 2022
Headline: “Trump takes credit for Dobbs decision but worries it ‘won’t help him in the future'”
The Donald takes credit for Dobbs.
Does he merit such “credit?” Yes, gobs!
The three judges he picked
For SCOTUS have kicked
Gals back ages … and that was their jobs.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Choice, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Rant, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on “Thanking” Trump For Dobbs (Limerick)
Friday, June 24th, 2022
Five SCOTUS extremists decreed
In a dastardly GOP screed
That Roe v. Wade’s dead.
So it’s “Off with her head”
For pro-choicers, no matter the need.
If you value our lost right to choose,
You must vote; forget whining and booze.
Your life’s on the line!
Dump the GOP swine
And make sure all Republicans lose!
Tags: Abortion Rights, Choice, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Rant, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Voting Satire, White House | 2 Comments »
Sunday, May 8th, 2022
Mother’s Day Redefined:
When Supreme Court Justices and other misogynist Republicans celebrate women being FORCED to be mothers.
******
Chief Justice Roberts should focus less on the leak & more on the “I believe in stare decisis” perjurers sitting on his bench.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Abortions, Chief Justice John Roberts, Feminist, Health, Law Satire, Legal Satire, Mother's Day, Roe v. Wade, U.S. Supreme Court, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Mother’s Day Redefined
Monday, May 17th, 2021
Will SCOTUS reverse Roe v. Wade?
The bricks for that act have been laid;
All the Justices named
By Trump have long aimed
At ensuring that “choice” rights degrade.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Amy Coney Barrett, Anti-Abortion Rhetoric, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Feminism, Feminism Humor, Neil Gorsuch, Roe v. Wade
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Federal Reserve, GOP Humor, Neil Gorsuch, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Supreme Court Wades Into Roe v. Wade (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 12th, 2018
Headline: “Collins calls crowdfunding to get her to oppose Kavanaugh a ‘bribe'”
Anti-Kavanaugh crowd-funding’s bribery?
That’s Sue Collins’ opprobrious gibery
About voters pro-choice
When raising their voice
About threats based on Kavanaugh’s scribery.
Tags: Abortion Coverage, Abortion Rights, Abortions, Birth Control, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Choice, Feminism, Maine, Plutocrats, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, Sue Collins, Supreme Court
Posted in Abortion Rights, Birth Control Humor, Donald Trump, Feminism Humor, Gender Politics, GOP Humor, Maine Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Sue Collins Only Wants To Be “Bribed” By Plutocrats (Limerick)
Sunday, July 1st, 2018
Slate Headline: “Sen. Collins: Supreme Court Nominee ‘Who Would Overturn Roe Would Not Be Acceptable’”
Rubber stampers like Collins and co
Grab a mike and then put on a show:
“I’m a precedent fan,”
They claim to a man.
Then they vote for the guy who kills Roe.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Precedent, Pro-Choice, Reproductive Rights, Roe v. Wade, Senator Collins, Stare Decisis, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Abortion Rights, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Precedent Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011
I never thought I’d say this, but spam can be enlightening.
I’m referring to a recent spam flurry promoting home abortion kits. And we have Republicans to thank for this disturbing trend. After all, newly empowered Republicans have been targeting abortion rights in a big way. And at the state level they’ve been very successful at severely limiting women’s reproductive rights.
Who knew that when Republicans claimed to be pro-small business, they were talking about abortion kit scam artists?
That brings me to my latest limerick:
This Spam’s An Abortion
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A new (to me) flavor of scam
Came by email for gals in a jam.
Yes, a legal cascade
Against Roe versus Wade
Has inspired abortion kit spam.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Comment Spam, Family Planning, Feminism Humor, Feminist Limerick, Gender Humor, Home Abortion Kits, Legal Satire, Legislation Humor, Reproductive Rights, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade
Posted in Abortion Rights, Family Values Humor, Feminism Humor, Gender Politics, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Wingnuts | 10 Comments »
This Spam’s An Abortion
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011I never thought I’d say this, but spam can be enlightening.
I’m referring to a recent spam flurry promoting home abortion kits. And we have Republicans to thank for this disturbing trend. After all, newly empowered Republicans have been targeting abortion rights in a big way. And at the state level they’ve been very successful at severely limiting women’s reproductive rights.
Who knew that when Republicans claimed to be pro-small business, they were talking about abortion kit scam artists?
That brings me to my latest limerick:
This Spam’s An Abortion
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A new (to me) flavor of scam
Came by email for gals in a jam.
Yes, a legal cascade
Against Roe versus Wade
Has inspired abortion kit spam.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Comment Spam, Family Planning, Feminism Humor, Feminist Limerick, Gender Humor, Home Abortion Kits, Legal Satire, Legislation Humor, Reproductive Rights, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade
Posted in Abortion Rights, Family Values Humor, Feminism Humor, Gender Politics, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Wingnuts | 10 Comments »