Posts Tagged ‘Republican Hypocrites’
Monday, July 12th, 2021
Fox Newsers may cause the demise
Of their viewers with anti-vax cries.
“It’s my body,” they whine.
“It’s my choice!” Yet they’re fine
With abortion rights cut down to size.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Anti-Abortion Rhetoric, Anti-Vaxers, Choice, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Feminism, Fox News, Fox News Satire, GOP Hypocrisy, Health Humor, Media Humor, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, Reproductive Health Humor, Reproductive Rights, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Abortion Rights, Feminism Humor, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Fox Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Thursday, December 17th, 2020
“Republicans suddenly discover they don’t like naughty words”
O! M! G! Biden’s aide used a word
That is naughty! What outrage it’s stirred
In the horde that ignored
All the curses Trump roared.
They’re a vile, hypocritical herd.
Tags: Anti-Cursing, Cursing Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Joe Biden, Language Humor, Language Police, Marco Rubio, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Joe Biden, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, August 28th, 2019
There once was a scandal so bad,
That many lashed out at the cad
Who dared wear a tan suit
In the White House. The brute!!!
It’s amazing what once made folks mad.
Headline: “Five years ago, Obama was blasted for wearing a tan suit. Now, it’s used to contrast him with Trump.”
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Peter King, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites, Scandal Mongers, Scandals, Tan Suit, Tan Suit Gate
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Peter King, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Scandals Humor, White House | Comments Off on Unsuitable Anger (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 19th, 2018
Headline: “Paul Ryan sure wishes we could have fixed the deficit he helped explode”
Good riddance, Paul Ryan. Buh-bye,
To a craven and faux-wonkish guy.
“Budget hawk?” What a joke!
You’re a tax-cutting bloke,
And your life’s a big deficit lie!
Tags: Deficit, Deficit Hawks, Fiscal Humor, GOP Hypocrisy, House Speaker, Paul Ryan, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites, Speaker Of The House, Tax Cuts
Posted in GOP Humor, House Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Paul Ryan
Friday, August 24th, 2018
Hatch after Cohen plea deal: ‘I think Trump is a much better person today than he was then.’
Orrin Hatch seems a dignified chap,
But he’s really a Party-first sap.
His virtue is feigned,
His deceit unrestrained.
A Trump lapdog, the man’s full of crap.
Tags: Donald Trump, Michael Cohen, Orrin Hatch, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Orrin Hatch, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Hatch Still Hitched To Trump (Limerick)
Saturday, May 5th, 2018
Just imagine the sturm and the drama,
If a Dem such as Ex-Prez Obama
Retained someone to fix
All his problems with chicks.
How the GOP’d feast on such trauma!
But with Donald, who cares? No big deal!
From supporters there’s hardly a squeal.
Sleaze and lies do not matter;
No Trump-crime can shatter
Their faith, for the Donald’s THEIR heel.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Limerick Ode To GOP Hypocrisy
Sunday, February 25th, 2018
Viewing DACA, Head Start, WIC with scorn,
Pushing guns, while their victims still mourn.
Cutting taxes is key!
The “pro-life” GOP
Is ONLY pro-life till you’re born.
Tags: DACA, GOP Hypocrisy, Guns, Head Starts, Pro-Life, Republican Hypocrites, Tax Cuts, WIC
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pro-Life??? (Limerick)
Tuesday, November 1st, 2016
There’s a stark double standard from Comey.
(If you don’t think I’m MAD, you don’t know me.)
He proclaims each Hill crumb,
Yet on Trump he stays mum.
So my message to Comey is “Blow me!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Election 2016, Election Humor, Election Limerick, Email Humor, FBI, GOP Hypocrisy, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy, James Comey, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To FBI Director James Comey
Friday, August 17th, 2012
In one fell swoop, Paul Ryan’s been caught in a web of hypocrisy and lies over Obama’s stimulus package:
After repeated denials, Paul Ryan has admitted he requested stimulus cash even after sharply criticizing the program.
Ryan had denied doing so as recently as Wednesday, when he spoke to ABC’s Cincinnati affiliate, WCPO, in Ohio.
“I never asked for stimulus,” Mitt Romney’s new running mate said. “I don’t recall… so I really can’t comment on it. I opposed the stimulus because it doesn’t work, it didn’t work.”
Two years ago, during an interview on WBZ’s NewsRadio he was asked by a caller if he “accepted any money” into his district. Ryan said he did not.
“I’m not one [of those] people who votes for something then writes to the government to ask them to send us money. I did not request any stimulus money,” the congressman answered.
But as we’ve now learned, Ryan did write letters. He did request stimulus funds.
Paul Ryan’s Stimulus Flimflam (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Paul Ryan’s been caught in a lie
And hypocrisy too — what a guy!
To the stim he said, “No!”
Yet he asked for stim dough,
Then denied that he did it. Pork pie!
Tags: Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Economic Stimulus Package, Election Satire, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Economy Humor, Election Satire, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Mitt Romney Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | 3 Comments »
Thursday, June 7th, 2007
Thanks so much to Dick Polman, whose politics of selective piety post inspired this song parody. You can sing it to Billy Joel’s Honesty.
GOP Piety Song Parody (Sing to Billy Joel’s Honesty)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
If you search for hypocrites,
They aren’t hard to find.
The Republicans just give and give.
They brag about their piousness,
But to justice they are blind.
Consistency just ain’t the way they live.
Piety is such a misused word.
GOPers preach on cue.
Piety — their fakery’s absurd.
See through them and turn red to blue.
They can always find reasons
To use a “faith” disguise,
As they wear religion on their sleeve.
But I don’t want some petty man
To tell us pious lies.
All I want is someone to believe.
Piety is such a misused word.
GOPers pray on cue.
Piety — their zealotry’s absurd.
See through them and turn red to blue.
We must find a leader
Who this war will end,
Who will boost security,
The Bill of Rights defend.
Pieties don’t comfort me,
Nor GOP refrains.
Say no.
Say no.
They won’t keep our country free.
They’re too unconcerned.
They don’t care that human rights are gone.
I despise fake piety,
So to the Dems I must turn,
Cause they’re the ones that we depend on.
Piety is such a misused word.
GOPers preach on cue.
Piety — their fakery’s absurd.
See through them and turn red to blue.
Tags: Bill Of Rights, Billy Joel, Dick Polman, GOP Hypocrisy, Honesty Lyrics, Human Rights, Piety Humor, Pious Politicians, Religion In Politics, Religious Hypocrisy, Religious Zealotry, Republican Hypocrites, Song Parody
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Song Parodies, White House | 16 Comments »
