Posts Tagged ‘Polls Humor’
Tuesday, August 27th, 2024
In a call-in to Fox News, Trump argued with Martha MacCallum about the polls:
When Ms. MacCallum observed, accurately, that Ms. Harris was “having some success” with women, Hispanic and Black voters, Mr. Trump objected. “She’s not having success; I’m having success,” he said. “I’m doing great with the Hispanic voters, doing great with Black men, I’m doing great with women.”
“It’s only in your eyes that they have that, Martha,” he added. “We are doing very well.”
Hence, this limerick:
Trump obsessively follows each poll,
And bad numbers are taking their toll.
When he’s bested, he’s pissed.
I’m ahead, he’ll insist.
Don-OLD’s poll-envy’s out of control.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fox News, Kamala Harris, Media Humor, Political Polls, Poll Humor, PollPosition, Polls Humor, Pollsters, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Polls, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Poll Obsession (Limerick)
Friday, March 27th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Approval Jumps Five Points”
A rise in the Donald’s approval
Transcends logic; he merits removal!
Such a gain in our national
Polls is irrational…
As peculiar as numbers from Liouville.*
*If you don’t understand my reference to mathematician Joseph Liouville, here’s a helpful link. And no, I’d never heard of him before, either. But when you’re desperate for a rhyme word, sometimes you have to research math.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Epidemic, Health, Joseph Liouville, Math, Pandemic, Political Polls, Polls Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Irrational Polls (Limerick)
Sunday, August 18th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers”
Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump,
And the media caused it, claims Trump:
It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.”
(His pass-the-blame glitch-hunt —
Self-pitying tweet from his rump.)
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Media Bashing, Political Polls, Poll Humor, Polls Humor, Racism, Racism Humor, Racism Witch Hunt
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)
Thursday, December 13th, 2018
Headline: “Melania Trump’s poll numbers plummet”
Melania’s permanent frown
May worsen; her ratings are down.
But she STILL is liked more
Than the man we abhor…
Who pretends his bare head bears a crown.
Tags: Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Polls Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Melania’s Poll Numbers Drop (Whomp, Whomp!) Limerick
