Posts Tagged ‘Political Haiku & Senryu’
Thursday, January 5th, 2023
According to WP’s Robert Costa, Matt Gaetz says McCarthy must either “withdraw from the race,” or commit to a “straitjacket” agreement.
Come to think of it, straitjackets sound like a great idea for most of the House Republicans!
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As self-centered loons
impede race to be Speaker,
insanity reigns.
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This haiku, I swear,
is my last McCarthy verse
until tomorrow.
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Way too many pols
in Republican Party
naught but Pied Pipers.
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“Concession-Kevin”
becomes just-pretend Speaker.
Pyrrhic victory.
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Tags: American Politics Haiku, Congress Humor, Congress Satire, Congressional Republicans, GOP Humor, GOP Leaders, House Humor, House Republicans, House Speaker, Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz, Political Haiku & Senryu, Republican Humor, Republicans Humor, Speaker, Speaker Of The House
Posted in Congress Humor, GOP Humor, House Satire, Kevin McCarthy, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on More McCarthy Mockery
Wednesday, December 7th, 2022
“I’m immune from suits,”
Claims Trump, again and again.
Judges disagree.
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Donald Trump, Haiku And Senryu, Law Humor, Legal Verse, Political Haiku, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Senryu, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Law Satire, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump v. Everyone (Haiku)
Saturday, November 19th, 2022
Special Counsel’s named,
Customary “witch hunt” claimed,
Garland, Smith defamed.
Tags: AG Garland, American Politics Haiku, Donald Trump, Election Haiku, Garland, Haiku And Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Special Counsel, Special Counsel Jack Smith
Posted in Donald Trump, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Time For Political Haiku
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2015
Limerick Ode To Science Disbelievers
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The Republican problem with science
Is their members respond with defiance
To facts that are proved.
(Have their brains been removed?)
They spread lies to excuse non-compliance.
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Refusing vaccines,
Don’t-Tell-Me-What-To-Doers
now infect us all.
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Exodus of thought–
an exodus of science–
the GOP way.
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Misinformation
delib’rately spread by Fox–
blindly accepted.
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Republican pols–
implacable enemy
of fairness and facts.
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The truth-challenged pols
have taken over Congress–
therein LIES the rub.
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Tags: Anti-Science, Climate Change, Climate Science, Congress Humor, Fox News, Global Warming, GOP, Health Humor, Media Humor, Political Haiku & Senryu, Republicans Humor, Science Haiku, Science Humor, Science Senryu, Vaccine Humor
Posted in Climate Change, Global Warming, Health Satire, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Science Verse | Comments Off on Limerick Ode to Science Disbelievers plus Sundry Haiku
Saturday, December 1st, 2012
Political haiku for a change of pace:
Hurricane’s over,
but the political storm
is never-ending.
(More storm haiku here.)
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Budget Cuts, Congress Humor, Election Satire, Fiscal Cliff, Negotiations, Political Battles, Political Haiku & Senryu, Washington Politicians
Posted in Fiscal Policy, Legislation Humor, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Washington | 9 Comments »
Thursday, January 19th, 2012
In case you’re asking
why Rick Perry has dropped out:
Donors talked Turkey.
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My head is spinning
from Republican debates.
I’m begging — please stop!
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View pols with caution.
Review records and viewpoints.
Behold all the lies.
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Brilliance from pols?
No reason to expect it.
Saneness would be nice.
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Tags: Campaign Funds, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Fund Raising, Political Haiku & Senryu, Politicians, Republican Debates, Rick Perry, Turkey
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Perry | 6 Comments »
Tuesday, November 1st, 2011
I posted this Halloween Haiku on Facebook yesterday, but forgot to post it here:
Who needs Halloween?
I get my share of horror
from Republicans.
Tags: Halloween, Holiday Satire, Holiday Verse, Political Haiku & Senryu, Republicans Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Holidays Humor, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, September 13th, 2011
As pandering pols
romance the Tea Partiers,
they imbibe madness.
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Tea Party blood lust:
Leave uninsured man to die —
GOP scares me.
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Republican pols
cater to greedy donors—
putting people last.
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(For more haiku, check out Sensational Haiku Wednesday.)
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Greed, Pandering, Political Haiku & Senryu, Republicans Humor, Tea Party, Uninsured
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Humor Books, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor | 21 Comments »
Wednesday, April 6th, 2011
I didn’t think I could do it. But I’ve summed up the Republicans’ radical (Paul Ryan-authored) budget plan in a single haiku:
Republican plan:
End entitlements, send wealth
to entitled rich.
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UPDATE: Prompted by a poetry site to include this trio of words in a poem (adamant, fabricate, peculiar) I challenged myself to fit them all into a single haiku:
Republican pols —
peculiarly adamant
fabricators.
Tags: Budget Cuts, Economy Satire, Entitlements, Fiscal Crisis, Political Haiku & Senryu, Republican Plan
Posted in Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Legislation Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Wingnuts | 25 Comments »
Saturday, April 2nd, 2011
White House and Congress
bought and managed by donors —
puppet theater.
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An epidemic —
political hypocrites —
Today’s GOP.
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Unlimited cash
from corporations to pols —
democracy dies.
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Economic growth
still not translating to jobs —
Republicans shrug.
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Republican cuts
to budget sure to kill jobs —
Boehner: “So be it.”
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Deliberately
destroying economy
seemed unthinkable.
No longer a silly thought —
GOP election goal.
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Author’s Note: These haiku and tanka were inspired in part by the following prompts: puppet, epidemic, unlimited, growth, and silly.
Tags: Budget Cuts, Congress Humor, Democracy, Donations, Economy Haiku, Election Humor, Fiscal Crisis, Fund Raising, Jobs, John Boehner, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Tanka, Republican Hypocrisy
Posted in Congress Humor, Economy Humor, Election Satire, Fiscal Policy, Hypocrisy Humor, John Boehner, Money & Finance Humor, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 28 Comments »
Tuesday, March 1st, 2011
Styrofoam is back.
“Green the Capitol” is gone.
Job, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs?
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Rotund Rush Limbaugh
says Michelle Obama’s fat—
that’s hard to swallow.
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Freedom from taxes
demanded by those who crave
what taxes give them.
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The mental midget
mentioned an affinity
with Rush — no surprise.
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Showing up to vote—
a yearly exercise in
unrequited hope.
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(More political haiku here. And more Rush Limbaugh humor here.)
Tags: Childhood Obesity, Ecology Haiku, Economy Haiku, Employment, Environment, Environmental Haiku, Green The Capitol, Michelle Obama, Political Haiku & Senryu, Rush Limbaugh, Styrofoam, Taxes
Posted in Economy Humor, Environment Satire, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, House Satire, Michelle Obama, Money & Finance Humor, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Republicans Humor, Rush Limbaugh | 5 Comments »
Saturday, February 12th, 2011
Today I’m posting four political haiku which, I fear, are all more cynical than witty. (I’ve added a 5th about Egypt’s revolution which is uplifting, rather than cynical.)
Technically each of these is a senryu, though most people would label them haiku. What the heck’s a senryu, and how does it differ from haiku? I explain it all here and, believe it or not, use a three-verse limerick to illustrate the distinctions.
Politicians strive
to make a good impression
without doing good.
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The economy’s
either looking up or down.
Depends on your stance.
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Commenters bicker,
thrusting political barbs,
changing no one’s mind.
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How did we get here?
“Pragmatic” subjugation
of our Dem ideals.
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A revolution
In Egypt transforms, uplifts,
Giving hope to all.
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Tags: Blog Commenters, Economy Haiku, Egypt Revolution Haiku, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Senryu, Politicians
Posted in Blogosphere, Economy Humor, Money And Finance Humor, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Commentary, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Verse, Politics Satire | 5 Comments »
Political Haiku Quintet (Updated to Add Egypt Haiku)
Saturday, February 12th, 2011Today I’m posting four political haiku which, I fear, are all more cynical than witty. (I’ve added a 5th about Egypt’s revolution which is uplifting, rather than cynical.)
Technically each of these is a senryu, though most people would label them haiku. What the heck’s a senryu, and how does it differ from haiku? I explain it all here and, believe it or not, use a three-verse limerick to illustrate the distinctions.
Politicians strive
to make a good impression
without doing good.
*****
The economy’s
either looking up or down.
Depends on your stance.
*****
Commenters bicker,
thrusting political barbs,
changing no one’s mind.
*****
How did we get here?
“Pragmatic” subjugation
of our Dem ideals.
*****
A revolution
In Egypt transforms, uplifts,
Giving hope to all.
*****
Tags: Blog Commenters, Economy Haiku, Egypt Revolution Haiku, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Senryu, Politicians
Posted in Blogosphere, Economy Humor, Money And Finance Humor, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Commentary, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Verse, Politics Satire | 5 Comments »