Hey Donald, it’s time to show spine.
Save your nation and fam’ly — resign!
You destroy and debase;
You’re an Oval disgrace.
While you’re at it, take Pence, your Veep-swine.
Posts Tagged ‘Oval Office’
Resign Already! (Limerick)
Friday, August 24th, 2018Shedding No Tears For Trump Staffers (Limerick)
Sunday, June 24th, 2018A once sure-fire key to success
Was to work in the Oval; largesse
And prestige would soon flow.
Donald’s staff? Ho, ho, ho!
Toxic stress shall be yours — no redress!
Limerick Ode To Our Braggart-In-Chief
Wednesday, October 11th, 2017How sad that Trump’s sooooo insecure,
Such a braggart and bully and boor.
Some were hoping he’d grow
In the Oval, but no…
Though there’s MORE of the “man” to endure.
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Headline: “A pair of crises tests Trump’s presidential empathy”
Testing Trump’s empathy is like testing a jellyfish’s spine.
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Headline “Democrats Seek to Make Ryan a Villain”
Isn’t Ryan ALREADY a VILLAIN?
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Like Trump and his supporters, I too miss the good old days — days when somebody else (even Dubya) was occupying the Oval.
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“Trump: ‘Disgusting’ press able to write whatever it wants”
Me: Disgusting president able to say whatever he wants.
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How I long for the good old days when our policy of containment dealt with foreign enemies; NOT the threat who’s occupying the Oval!
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“Jimmy Carter offers to hold peace talks with Kim Jong Un”
How about holding peace talks with Trump/Corker or Trump/Tillerson?
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Since Trump’s so obsessed with size (Little Marco, Liddle Bob) from now on I’m calling him Tubby Trump.
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“Pence Walks Out of Game Over Anthem Protest”
Headline SHOULD Read: “Pence Wastes Taxpayers’ Dollars Staging Sham Walk-Out”
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Offended by birth control and gays? No problem!
Trump/Sessions Doctrine: Religious freedom means freedom to discriminate.
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Breaking News: “State Dept: Tillerson did not call Trump ‘moron'”
That’s factually true; he actually called him “fucking moron.”
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Headline: “Most Partisans Have Few Friends In Other Party”
Could it be all that stress from dealing with RELATIVES in other party?
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Open Limerick To Chris Christie
Tuesday, February 19th, 2013Here’s a Chris Christie quote that may come back to haunt him: “I’m not much different from Andrew Cuomo. I probably agree with him on 98% of the issues.”
Open Limerick To Chris Christie
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Chris, if the Oval’s your goal,
Then you’re digging yourself a deep hole:
You have said that your views
Are like Cuomo’s — bad news!
To your party each Dem is a troll.
