Did you know that Jesse Ventura hosts a TV show called “Off The Grid?” Me neither.
This probably explains why Ventura promoted it on CNBC’s “Closing Bell” from an “undisclosed location in Mexico,” with statements like: “I’m off the grid. I move about with my TV show so that the drones can’t find me and you won’t know exactly where I am.”
Ventura’s Mexican Adventure (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Drones Ventura, I’ve gone “off the grid,”
In his USA drone-dodging bid,
Making sure no one knows
Where he is. Won’t disclose!
It’s his latest please-watch-his-show bid.
