Posts Tagged ‘Obstruction Of Justice’
Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019
New York Magazine Headline: “Trump Aides Fear He Is Overselling His ‘Exoneration’”
Trump lies, as he brags to our nation
That he’s gotten complete vindication
From the Mueller Report,
While some staffers exhort:
Don’t distort please, in worried frustration.
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Exoneration, Mueller Report, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Probe
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Friday, November 30th, 2018
Trump distracted at G20:
Mueller’s hunt for the truth’s been protracted,
And the Donald is rather distracted.
Though he’s tried to obstruct,
Trump has failed, so he’s fucked;
Robert Mueller’s still uncounteracted.
Tags: Donald Trump, Obstruction Of Justice, Obstructionism, Robert Mueller
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Thursday, November 29th, 2018
Robert Mueller is tight’ning the noose,
Making progress in cooking Trump’s goose.
Can Trump save his own bacon?
The Donald looks shaken.
How long can he stay on the loose?
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller
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Saturday, August 18th, 2018
Headline: “White House Counsel Has Cooperated Extensively With Mueller’s Obstruction Inquiry”
When the Russia probe shit hits the fan,
The fallout won’t land on McGahn.
No he won’t take the fall;
He’s been giving his all
To assisting Bob Mueller. Smart man!
Tags: Don McGahn, Donald Trump, King Kong, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trump Collusion
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Monday, June 4th, 2018
Collusion? You won’t find a trace!
And claims of obstruction? Off base!
My ethics? The highest!
But Mueller is biased.
So I’ll pardon myself, just in case.
Tags: Donald Trump, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Trump Collusion
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2018
Trump’s lawyers are frequently nayed
And their Mueller advice disobeyed.
Donald’s gut rules his mind,
So John Dowd has resigned.
I wish the man luck getting paid!
Tags: Donald Trump, John Dowd, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
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Monday, February 5th, 2018
On Twitter the Donald has writ,
Praising Nunes for “courage” and “grit.”
He’s a “Hero,” Trump adds.
(Donald’s so fond of cads!)
Arrest BOTH men and DO NOT ACQUIT!
Tags: Devin Nunes, Obstruction Of Justice, Russia Collusion
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Saturday, January 27th, 2018
Trump tried to dump Mueller and failed —
Yet another obstruction unveiled.
How much proof will it take
Till his allies foresake
Him, and Donald is finally jailed?
Tags: Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Prisons, Robert Mueller
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Saturday, June 17th, 2017
Jeff Sessions repeats his old song,
As if deep in the throes of a bong:
“Can’t remember,” he’ll drawl.
But he’ll somehow recall
That he’s NEVER done anything wrong.
Tags: Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Senate Hearings, Testimony, Trump
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Saturday, June 17th, 2017
“A prez can’t obstruct!” Gingrich aims
To aid Trump, throwing logic in flames.
So I must ask Newt why
He failed to apply
That same “rule” to his Whitewater claims.
Tags: Bill Clinton, Clinton Impeachment, Newt Gingrich, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Trump, Whitewater, Whitewater Impeachment
Posted in Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Newt Gingrich Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Newt’s Obstruction Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Thursday, June 15th, 2017
Did Donald obstruct? Some say “Nyet!
“That claim against Trump is all wet!
“He’s a novice pol/prez,
“So ignore what he says.
“His words are inept, so no threat.”
Tags: Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Trump, Trump Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The “Trump Doesn’t Know What He’s Saying” Defense (Limerick)
