Posts Tagged ‘Obstruction’
Friday, May 7th, 2021
Headline: “McConnell says he’s ‘100%’ focused on stopping Biden admin”
Mitch McConnell has one loathsome goal:
It’s to block Joseph Biden; the hole
In his soul’s been exposed,
Mitch’s mind’s long been closed;
V. Obama, he played the same role.
Tags: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Joseph Biden, Mitch McConnell, Obstruction, Obstructionism
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on McConnell v. Biden (Limerick)
Thursday, November 29th, 2018
Robert Mueller is tight’ning the noose,
Making progress in cooking Trump’s goose.
Can Trump save his own bacon?
The Donald looks shaken.
How long can he stay on the loose?
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mueller Tightens The Noose (Limerick)
Saturday, January 27th, 2018
Trump tried to dump Mueller and failed —
Yet another obstruction unveiled.
How much proof will it take
Till his allies foresake
Him, and Donald is finally jailed?
Tags: Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Prisons, Robert Mueller
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on A Prison Awaits Him (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Trump’s been tweeting “Obstruction!” on cue,
Blaming Dems. Confirmations are few,
But can non-nominees
Be stymied? Oh, please!
Self-obstruction’s the root of Trump’s rue.
Tags: Obstruction, Obstructionism, President Trump, Trump, Trump Nominees
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Nominee Obstruction Obfuscation (Limerick)
Saturday, June 17th, 2017
Jeff Sessions repeats his old song,
As if deep in the throes of a bong:
“Can’t remember,” he’ll drawl.
But he’ll somehow recall
That he’s NEVER done anything wrong.
Tags: Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Senate Hearings, Testimony, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Memory-Challenged Jeff Sessions
Saturday, June 17th, 2017
“A prez can’t obstruct!” Gingrich aims
To aid Trump, throwing logic in flames.
So I must ask Newt why
He failed to apply
That same “rule” to his Whitewater claims.
Tags: Bill Clinton, Clinton Impeachment, Newt Gingrich, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Trump, Whitewater, Whitewater Impeachment
Posted in Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Newt Gingrich Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Newt’s Obstruction Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Thursday, June 15th, 2017
Did Donald obstruct? Some say “Nyet!
“That claim against Trump is all wet!
“He’s a novice pol/prez,
“So ignore what he says.
“His words are inept, so no threat.”
Tags: Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Trump, Trump Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The “Trump Doesn’t Know What He’s Saying” Defense (Limerick)
