Headline: “Trump Says He Probably Won’t Win Nobel Peace Prize”
Trump predicts he’s unlikely to win
The Peace Prize (Nobel.) Take a spin
On a guess as to why
Trump says HE’S not their guy:
“They don’t want to.” (Cue SAD violin.)
Headline: “Trump Says He Probably Won’t Win Nobel Peace Prize”
Trump predicts he’s unlikely to win
The Peace Prize (Nobel.) Take a spin
On a guess as to why
Trump says HE’S not their guy:
“They don’t want to.” (Cue SAD violin.)
Tags: Donald Trump, Nobel Peace Prize, Peace, Peace Prize, War and Peace
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, War & Antiwar Poems, White House | Comments Off on No Peace Prize For Trump? Womp Womp! (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump’s Nobel Prize talk may have been a bit hasty, North Korea makes clear”
Has Trump been outsmarted by Kim?
Or out-crazied? Out-acted-on-whim?
Donald NEEDS that Nobel.
He’s in hell! What’s that smell?
Desperation, as deal odds grow dim.
Tags: Kim Jong Un, Nobel Peace Prize, North Korea, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Hey Donald, I Hear The Nobel Peace Prize Tastes Almost As Good As A Steak! (Limerick)
Remember when you could tell the difference between right-wing loons and your average Republican politician? Unfortunately, that distinction is rapidly vanishing. And Republican reaction to 1) Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize win; and 2) Chicago’s failure to land the Olympics are but two recent examples.
Ode To Party-First Republicans (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
When the Prez wins a prize, wingnuts sneer.
When we lose the Olympics, they cheer.
“Country first,” they once said.
Seems that sentiment’s dead.
If Barack killed bin Laden, they’d jeer.
Tags: Bin Laden, Chicago, Nobel Peace Prize, Obama, Olympics, Patriotism Humor, Republican Hypocrisy
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